Shanghai Surprise (1986)

Paul Freeman: Walter Faraday

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• Willie Tuttle : You're cracked, Walter. You're nuts! You'll get us killed over a bunch of flowers!

  Walter Faraday : Not your everyday garden variety, Willie. Take a look!

  Willie Tuttle : That's opium.

  Walter Faraday : You're looking at a thousand dollars worth. The best international currency in the world. Half of the weight of gold. Twice the value.

• "Mr. Burns" : Miss Tatlock, I think we've found our man.

  Gloria Tatlock : Mr. Burns, you can't be serious.

  "Mr. Burns" : If he can be of help, we'll use the devil himself.

• "Mr. Burns" : I've absolutely no aptitude for the native gibberish.

• "Mr. Burns" : Whatever you need, Miss Tatlock will provide.

• Glendon Wasey : There's probably 10,000 rickshaw boys in Shanghai. We're going to need a miracle.

  "Mr. Burns" : You forget my calling, Mr. Wasey. I believe in miracles.

• Glendon Wasey : Perhaps I'll stay around here awhile.

  Gloria Tatlock : And do what?

  Glendon Wasey : I could give being a missionary a try.

  Walter Faraday : There'll be no drinking, no gambling, no whoring. My boy, I've tried it. It's hell on earth.

• Walter Faraday : My boy, you made the right decision. She's a nice girl; but, who needs nice girls.

• "Mr. Burns" : Mr, eh?

  Glendon Wasey : Wasey. Glendon Wasey.