Ruthless People (1986)

Clarence Felder: Lt. Walters

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Quotes 

• Lt. Bender : [over a bullhorn]  GIVE THE BAG TO BOZO, DROP THE GUN, AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.

  Earl Mott : Who said that?

  Lt. Walters : [to Lt. Bender]  This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.

  Lt. Bender : [over the bullhorn]  IT'S THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

  Earl Mott : Really?

  Lt. Bender : NO! WE'RE THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION!

• [Detective Walters notices a puddle on the floor of the mansion and takes a taste. Sam quickly explains] 

  Sam Stone : It's the dog. She's not properly house-trained.

  [the other policemen look disgusted] 

  Lt. Walters : No. It's sweet.

  Sam Stone : The dog's a little diabetic.