Gregory Hines nel ruolo di...
Ray Hughes
- Danny Costanzo: Let's bust 'em.
- Ray Hughes: For what?
- Danny Costanzo: In this neighborhood, a Mercedes is probable cause.
- Danny Costanzo: [Bullets bounce off the windows of the custom car] It works! It's really bullet-proof!
- Sister Rebecca: Thank you, Lord!
- Ray Hughes: Thank you Ace!
- Danny Costanzo: [to Julio] *Nothing*!
- [makes faces at him, then tries to roll the window down]
- Danny Costanzo: The windows won't roll down!
- Ray Hughes: You asshole Ace!
- Ray Hughes: Listen, Snake, here's the situation: I have this gun here. Now I am going to take the gun out and I am going to shoot a lot of holes in the door. If you are standing if front of the door, what can I tell ya? Some of the holes are gonna be in you. Ya catching my drift, Snake?
- Lab Technician at Airport: This is real shit. This coke is pure shit.
- Ray Hughes: It's good shit, right?
- Lab Technician at Airport: I mean bad shit.
- Ray Hughes: Bad shit like, "this shit is bad?"
- Lab Technician at Airport: It's shit shit. This shit isn't worth shit. There's barely enough coke in here to attract the dogs. Anybody caught on the street with this would get killed.
- Danny Costanzo: Garcia, I said one backup! *One backup*! You bring the Rose Parade!
- Sergeant Garcia: You never called for a backup before! We figured,
- [cracking up]
- Sergeant Garcia: ...we figured it was a riot.
- Ray Hughes: [furious] Get in the car. Would you get in the car, Mr. Backup?
- Captain Logan: You're gonna what?
- Danny Costanzo: Quit. Leave. Depart. Vamoose. Amscray.
- Ray Hughes: Retire! This is our official 30 day notice.
- Captain Logan: Let me tell you something. When you've been cops this long, you are not fit for anything else. What are you gonna do, open a bar?
- Ray Hughes: [gives Danny a sidelong glance] We're looking for some new career challenges.
- Danny Costanzo: Yeah, something with a future.
- Captain Logan: Show me another career they let you shoot people.
- Danny Costanzo: [as a trash compactor is about to crush their car, with Danny and Ray inside] Oh, sure. Nag at me! Nagging's good! You still owe me ten bucks and I never said anything!
- Ray Hughes: You want it now?
- Danny Costanzo: YEAH, I WANT IT NOW!
- Captain Logan: [to Ray and Danny] Hey! That jumper yesterday? Just got a flash from the coroner on the cause of death!
- Danny Costanzo: Oooh, let me guess. Deceleration trauma.
- Ray Hughes: Cement poisoning.
- Captain Logan: He drowned.
- Danny Costanzo: Oh, poor guy couldn't swim or fly, huh?
- Ray Hughes: [Trying to pass himself off as Italian] Hey, I'm a paisan', huh? What did ya expect? What do you want me to do, want me to cook you up a pile of Ragù? You want me to sweat garlic for you? Huh? Sing an opera? Lose a war? Huh?
- Captain Logan: You had to be rescued like a couple of rookies. Maybe you need a rest.
- Ray Hughes: We don't need a rest.
- Captain Logan: Well, I need a rest from you. I'm approving your request for vacation.
- Danny Costanzo: No! We got too much goin' on!
- Captain Logan: [chuckles] You know, it's a very bad sign when a cop thinks that Chicago will fall apart without him. You're on vacation, effective now.
- Ray Hughes: We're not goin'!
- Captain Logan: Let me tell you something. If I find you in the city, I'm gonna have you arrested. If you step one foot in this station house, I'm gonna have you shot.
- Danny Costanzo: [Walking out of the Bar] What the hell are we doing in Key West?
- Ray Hughes: Its as far south as we can go without having to speak Spanish
- Captain Logan: I hear you two watched 'em mop up the pancake today.
- Danny Costanzo: Hi, Captain.
- Captain Logan: You two weren't, uh, interrogating a suspect up on the roof, were you?
- Ray Hughes: We got an alibi, Captain. Snake, tell him where we were or we'll kill you, too.
- Ray Hughes: [finds Gonzales hiding under a tarp] You're under arrest! You know the routine.
- [Gonzales stays quiet]
- Danny Costanzo: Very good. You have the right to remain silent. Now what else?
- Ray Hughes: [punches Gonzales in the stomach] WHAT ELSE!
- Danny Costanzo: [growls angrily] Anything I say may be used against me in a court of law.
- Danny Costanzo: That's two, you're doing great. Now what's next?
- Julio Gonzales: I have the right to an attorney. If I cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to me by the court.
- Ray Hughes: Yeah! Yeah. Now do you understand these rights you just explained to us?
- Julio Gonzales: Oh yeah.
- Danny Costanzo: It is such a pleasure to deal with professionals. Refreshing.
- Julio Gonzales: You gonna die for this!
- Ray Hughes, Danny Costanzo: Oooh!
- Ray Hughes: I can feel the tension in the air!
- Danny Costanzo: [driving their car on the L tracks] Try not to scrape the third rail, OK? There's about 600 volts in there.
- Ray Hughes: It's not the voltage that gets you. It's the amps.
- Danny Costanzo: [Danny is shot by Detective Montoya] If it's bad, you go to Florida without me.
- Ray Hughes: You're all right.
- Danny Costanzo: Just promise me you'll go without me!
- Ray Hughes: OK OK! I promise, I'll go without you.
- Danny Costanzo: [shocked] You'd go without me?
- Ray Hughes: You just ASKED me to...
- Danny Costanzo: WITHOUT ME? You son of a bitch! Where's my gun? I'll kill you first!
- Ray Hughes: [long pause] Feeling better?
- Danny Costanzo: [sees the bullet didn't penetrate] Must be the vest.
- Danny Costanzo: [stopped two robbers by shooting their car] I can't believe that you missed all six shots.
- Ray Hughes: What are you talking about? I hit the wind shield six times in a row!
- Danny Costanzo: Uh, excuse me sir. All six of mine hit. I don't know where the hell you were aiming. I'm the one that made them swerve.
- Ray Hughes: Oh you made him swerve? You always aim low anyway!
- Danny Costanzo: Oh let's do height jokes Ray. That's really good.
- Ray Hughes: [Danny and Ray are driving around in Gonzales' stolen Mercedes. The car's cell phone rings, and Ray answers it] Hello? Hola! Julio!
- Danny Costanzo: Tell him I said hello.
- Ray Hughes: We've been lookin' all over for you, man! Uh, donde esta? Julio... Jul...
- [takes the phone away from his ear]
- Ray Hughes: He's very excited. Something about his car being stolen.
- Danny Costanzo: His car was stolen?
- Ray Hughes: I guess so.
- [Back into the phone]
- Ray Hughes: Jul... Julio look, you wanna file a report, amigo? Huh?
- [Click]
- Ray Hughes: You didn't tell him I said hello!
- Danny Costanzo: I tried to! He hung up on me!