Rita, Sue and Bob Too (1987)

Lesley Sharp: Michelle

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• Sue : Its all your fault. If you'd had sex wi' him, he wouldn't have to go elsewhere.

  Sue's Mum : Keep you mouth shut!

  Michelle : Well, Is that you've been saying you dirty bastard?

• Michelle : My husband is not a dirty bastard, it's your daughter and her so-called "mate".

• Michelle : [while ironing Bobs trousers Sue finds a packet of condoms inside his pocket]  What the bloody hell are you doin' with a packet of these?

  Bob : Me and Joe were havin' a laugh with 'em in the pub. We were blowin' 'em up!

  Michelle : I'm sorry to tell ya but I don't believe yer.

  Bob : Well go and see Joe and ask him yer self then.

  Michelle : [while tossing the packet at him]  Yer a lyin' bastard, you've been arsin' around again.

  Bob : Don't be silly!

  Michelle : What's the matter, do you think I'm thick? I know you've been pissin' about.

  Bob : How do you know anythin'?

  Michelle : Staying out 'til all hours in the morning and making stupid excuses!

  Bob : So what?

  Michelle : I bet it was that dirty little bitch you was screwing before. The trouble with you Bob is you're sex mad.

  Bob : Ah don't be daft woman.

• Michelle : [Throws Bob's white suit on the floor and jumps up and down on it angrily]  You dirty - mucky - filthy - lying - fucking - bastard of a husband. I hate you.

• Michelle : [Michelle tries on a new dress in her bedroom as Rita and Sue chat to her]  Don't you think it's a bit low at the bust?

  Sue : Is it 'ell. I think it'd be better if you didn't have a bra on.

  Michelle : Oh no, I'll have to wear a bra. When I'm dancing all the fellas'll be watching me tits wobblin' up and down - I can't do with that.

• Michelle : [Pronounced slowly and carefully to Bob, as she walks out of the room after an argument witnessed by a giggling Rita and Sue]  Make your own fucking tea.