Rita, Sue and Bob Too (1987)

Michelle Holmes: Sue

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Quotes 

• Sue's Dad : [Sue comes in at 2pm; her Dad is sitting there with a baseball bat]  Where the fuck have you been?

  Sue : Baby sitting.

  Sue's Dad : Not just till 2 o'clock in the fuckin' morning you haven't, don't lie to me lass!

  Sue : I'm not, you ask me mum.

  Sue's Dad : Well yer mum's a lyin' bastard an all and I'll wrap this round ya fuckin' neck!

  [throws bat down] 

  Sue : [blows a huff]  Mum!

  Sue's Mum : What?

  Sue : Come and tell him!

  Sue's Dad : You're a lying little shit!

  Sue's Mum : Oh, I'm fucking fed up with him! What do you think yer fuckin' playing at?

  Sue's Dad : You try to tell me that she's been baby sitting till this fuckin' time?

  Sue's Mum : How do you know she hasn't?

  Sue's Dad : Cause' there's nowt open that's how!

  Sue : There is!

  Sue's Mum : Night Clubs.

  Sue's Dad : Well I don't fuckin' believe yer, next time I will wrap it round yer neck.

  Sue's Mum : Just be careful I don't bloody wrap it round yours!

  Sue's Dad : Anyway, why don't you fuck off back to bed?

  Sue's Mum : I'm sleeping in here, you're sleeping on yer bloody own.

  Sue's Dad : Do what yer like.

  Sue's Mum : I bloody will, don't worry!

  Sue's Dad : Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

  Sue : Oh go on.

  Sue : Aren't you going to bed?

  Sue's Mum : I'm not getting in with him!

• Sue : Its all your fault. If you'd had sex wi' him, he wouldn't have to go elsewhere.

  Sue's Mum : Keep you mouth shut!

  Michelle : Well, Is that you've been saying you dirty bastard?

• Sue : [Examines a condom Bob gives her]  So what happens if it tears?

  Bob : Not good then. The sperm can get out and fertilise the egg.

  Rita : We haven't got eggs inside us. We're not ducks, y'know!

• Bob : You take the rubber johnny out of the packet-...

  Sue : You didn't think we thought you could put packet on, did ya?

• Sue : There's no way I'm workin' all week for twenty-seven pounds thirty on some bleedin' trainin' scheme.

  Sue's Dad : I had to work for eighteen shilling!

  Sue's Mum : That were in the days of Methusela! They were worth more then.

• Sue : [Talking about Bob's wife, Michelle]  Imagine being married to a woman who won't have sex!

  Rita : Aww. Did you hear her say "Bob will *never* leave me." I'd piss meself laughing if he did.

• Sue : [after Bob has had sex in the car with first Sue and then Rita]  Is that all she's gettin'?

  Bob : [Dropping used condom out of the car window]  I thought I were great!

• Michelle : [Michelle tries on a new dress in her bedroom as Rita and Sue chat to her]  Don't you think it's a bit low at the bust?

  Sue : Is it 'ell. I think it'd be better if you didn't have a bra on.

  Michelle : Oh no, I'll have to wear a bra. When I'm dancing all the fellas'll be watching me tits wobblin' up and down - I can't do with that.

• Rita , Sue : [after Bob walks into the bedroom, to find Rita and Sue already in bed together and waiting for him]  You took yer fuckin' time, dint ya?

  [Last line in the film. Bob immediately takes a flying leap into bed with them both]