Pirates (1986)
Walter Matthau: Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red
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Quotes
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The Frog - Jean-Baptiste : Gold would be your ruin, Captain. It would cost us our heads.
Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red : It's easier to live without a head than without gold, you numbskull!
The Frog - Jean-Baptiste : I fight for hatred of the Spanish! I fight for glory; not gold.
Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red : Man fights for what he lacks the most!
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Padre : Confess your sins, my son, and receive forgiveness before the Almighty.
Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red : Well, Padre. I once had a mind to eat the Frog.
Padre : God placed the beasts upon the Earth for man's sustenance, my son. Come now; what else besides?
Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red : Beggin' your pardon, but that's the Frog standing alongside.
[Nods toward his French shipmate]
Padre : Well, now. That is another matter entirely...
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Captain Thomas Bartholomew Red : Holy poker! You son of a double-eyed whore from the reeking gutters of Rotterdam!