Alice to Nowhere (TV Mini Series 1986) Poster

User Reviews

Review this title
4 Reviews
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
7/10
Pretty Solid TV Film
ccthemovieman-130 March 2006
This was a made-for-Australia TV movie made back in the mid-'80s, a film that runs just over three hours. I liked it and found very few lulls in it, although, it could have been trimmed down a bit. I'm sorry I traded in my tape years ago because I assume it's nearly impossible to find a copy nowadays, at least outside Australia.

What I remember most about this film, and I am writing this about 15 years after last seeing it, is the driving beat of the music. It's very repetitive but it works and adds suspense to the story. I remember the miles of desolate country in which much of the long adventure tale takes place. It painted an interesting picture of the big desert area that, I believe, is in the middle of the country.

John Waters was excellent as the lead in the film, playing the villain of the story. You keep guessing how is this guy going to get it in the end, which he surely must. It's good suspense and a film I gather not many of us in North America know about. Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will produce a DVD of this.
9 out of 10 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
Four men (and a woman) in a truck
JohnSeal1 March 2008
Warning: Spoilers
It's overlong at 210 minutes, but as far as made-for-TV movies go, Alice to Nowhere is well above average. The 'Alice' of the title is actually Alice Springs, a remote outback town surrounded by hundreds of miles of back of beyond 'nowhere'. The film stars John Waters (no, not that one) as Johnny Parsons, a cold blooded jewel thief who's stolen a valuable opal necklace intended for Queen Elizabeth II. When the jewelry is accidentally misplaced in the luggage of blonde nurse Barbara (Rosey Jones), Johnny and his thick-headed partner in crime Frog (Esben Storm) set off in pursuit and find themselves holding her and truckers Dave and Ivan (Steve Jacobs and Slawomir Wabik) at gunpoint. The vastnesses of the outback beckon as their only escape route--but harsh weather, mechanical difficulties, and frayed nerves soon start to take their toll. Set during the late 1950s, Alice to Nowhere benefits from good period detail, good photography, and a decent Peter Best score that, at its best, reflects the influence of John Barry.
1 out of 2 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
Intense is the Word!
beebee-4-218 November 1999
Set in Australia of the 1950's. After bungling the theft of the visiting crown jewels the robbers take off for the Outback to escape. As they go along, they prey on the friendly and open - and isolated - Outback settlers they meet. A sort of "Heart of Darkness," as the true evilness of the robbers is revealed the further they progress into the Outback. The tension builds to an incredibly high level as their evil begins to seem unstoppable. A very well made, well paced film.
4 out of 5 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Much better "Australian outback" movie than that stupid Croc Dundee.
wombat_19 July 2001
People who live in the "bush" (no matter what country) have to be hardy, resourceful self-sufficient people. And of course this applies to both the "good" and the "bad". This movie shows that very well, without "preaching" it.

This movie is quite long. It was shown in Australia as a mini-series, spread out over two nights.

The bathing scene at the waterhole is very sensuous and beautiful. Quite erotic without being the slightest bit pornographic; and with no nudity as such!

Finally, a truly spectacular scene near the end, with the truck crossing the flooded Diamontina river.
5 out of 8 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

See also

Awards | FAQ | User Ratings | External Reviews | Metacritic Reviews


Recently Viewed