The New Kids (1985)
Chad Wiggins-Grady: Chad Bob
Quotes
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JoeBob : [shooting revolver] Hey what kind of chance do you think old Pride's got against beating that brindle pit coming up from Arkansas
Moonie : Chance? Shit. Gordo wouldn't put that dog in if it wasn't gonna win.
JoeBob : [to his brother] Set them up.
Gideon : You ever lost any money on her, Dutra?
Eddie Dutra : Not yet, and I better not.
Moonie : Fuck, no, that's one hell of a dog, that is.
Chad Bob : [Gordo shoots between his feet] Goddamn Gordo that wasn't funny!
Eddie Dutra : Shit, Gordo you missed.
Gideon : Just go on set them up.
Chad Bob : Shit.
[Sets up jars]
Gideon : I say we stage a little fight between that new bitch at school and Moonie.
Eddie Dutra : Where we gonna find anybody who'd bet on the Moon?
Gideon : Boy I'd like to fuck her.
JoeBob : Oh, yeah. I'd spend a little time on top of that.
Gideon : Just a pushing and a pulling.
JoeBob : Take some doing though getting in those pants.
Eddie Dutra : Yeah I could get her.
Moonie : Says who?
Eddie Dutra : Says me and 50 bucks.
Gideon : Me too. I could get her. Fuck her black and blue.
Eddie Dutra : Wanna put a little money on it, Gid? Who can pop that little cherry?
Gideon : [takes money out of pocket] Hell, yeah. 50 bucks says I get her first.
Eddie Dutra : Well, I'm always glad to help a fool.
[puts money out]
Eddie Dutra : any other takers?
JoeBob : [taking out wallet puts money out as well] Shit. I was born at night but not last night. That girl and her jerk off brother wouldn't give you the steam off their shit. $50 says she won't put out for either of you assholes.
Moonie : Dutra, you always been three bricks shy of a load anyhow.
[Dutra shoots between his feet making him jump]
Moonie : Shit, man, that ain't funny!
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Gideon : [after chicken get its head cut off and it's blood is put on a rope] Jesus, look at that shit. Looks like a goddamn spigot
[throws a headless chicken]
Gideon : Chad Bob take that on in to your ma.
Chad Bob : Get a joint if I do?
Gideon : You get the back of my hand if you don't.
Chad Bob : I'm old enough to shovel dog shit, but I ain't old enough for a fucking toke?
Gideon : You watch your mouth, boy. You're going to wind up talking like a fucking hoodlum. Now, go on.