The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)

Martha Gehman: Ophelia

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• Ophelia : Would you look at those tits?

  Putter : I think they're gross.

  Ophelia : That's because you don't have any.

• Binx : What's this?

  Putter : I think it's chicken.

  Binx : It doesn't taste like chicken.

  Ophelia : When you rich, food ain't supposed to taste like what it really is.

• Ophelia : You're supposed to be taking your medication! Your father says please give him his pills!

  Lloyd : I haven't had a pill since we left the house, haven't wheezed once.

• Ophelia : [Billie Jean steps out with her hair cut]  Oh my God! Billie Jean, you look...

  Binx : Famous!

  Lloyd : Saint Joan.

• Billie Jean : Lloyd, do you make videos?

  Lloyd : All the time.

  Billie Jean : What about copies?

  Lloyd : I can make as many as you want... You are absolutely right!

  Ophelia : What's she talking about?

  Lloyd : She's gonna answer their call!

• Billie Jean : Who wants to watch this?

  Putter : I do!

  Ophelia : You like anything on the TV.

• Lloyd : Tapes are not going to be enough.

  Billie Jean : What do you mean?

  Lloyd : I mean they don't have to give you the money, they'll just hunt you down and catch you. Cops don't have to bargain with you, you don't have anything they want. Unless you offer them a trade.

  [starts tying himself up] 

  Ophelia : Whatever is that boy doing?

  Putter : It's a trick, I saw it on TV.

  Billie Jean : What kind of trade?

  Lloyd : I'm going to be your hostage, then they have to reason with you. I'm your guarantee.

  Putter : Like when you buy a car.

  Ophelia : That's a warranty.

• Billie Jean : [after escaping a guy shooting at them]  Putter, oh my God, you're bleeding!

  Ophelia : She's been shot!

  Putter : No I haven't!

  Billie Jean : But there's blood!

  [pause] 

  Billie Jean : Putter, it's finally happened.

  Putter : [grins]  It's about time.

  Binx : Gross!

  Billie Jean : Be quiet, Binx! It's wonderful!

• Putter's Mother : Putter Jacks!

  Putter : Mommy!

  [Putter's mother hits her and she falls back on a desk and grabs a pair of scissors and holds them aimed at her mother] 

  Ringwald : Putter don't! Putter!

  [Putter cuts off her hair] 

  Ophelia : Oh my God.

• Billie Jean : [reading newspaper article]  The victim was taken to Shoreline Hospital where his condition was listed as good. Did you hear that? Good! Not fair!

  Ophelia : Not critical!

  Binx : Not dead! Yaaaaaaaay! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

• Binx : I didn't mean to shoot him, you heard what he said, he said it wasn't loaded.

  Billie Jean : We have to go to the police.

  Ophelia : They'll never believe you.

  Binx : It was an accident!

  Ophelia : You think he's gonna say that? It's his word against a bunch of crazy kids, he's gonna lie.

• Binx : Let's go to Vermont.

  Ophelia : We don't have enough gas to get out of Corpus.

  Binx : Then we'll steal it, we're outlaws, right?

  Billie Jean : No stealing, we may be outlaws but we're not thieves.

  Putter : I'm a hungry outlaw, where's breakfast?