Just One of the Guys (1985)

William Zabka: Greg Tolan

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Quotes 

• [after the melee in the cafeteria, Greg starts to go after Rick before Deborah stops him] 

  Deborah : Come on Greg, Greg. Lighten up. It was a joke. People laughed. Let it slide.

  Greg Tolan : Stay out of this, Deborah.

  Deborah : I'm getting real bored watching you push people around.

  Greg Tolan : Yeah? Well, stick around 'cause it's gonna get real exciting.

  Deborah : [Deborah grabs Greg's arm]  You know, Terry was right. You are an asshole.

  Greg Tolan : That asshole called me an asshole?

  Deborah : Oh, now you want to beat him up too, right?

  Greg Tolan : [Greg sarcastically responds]  No, I wanna buy him an ice cream!

• [Rick gets on the table in the high school cafeteria to make an announcement] 

  Rick : Um, excuse me. Could I have your attention please? Your attention? Every day at lunch, we get a very special treat from a very special guy. A guy who has dedicated his life to building his body, pushing his muscles to the very limits of human endurance. Why, you ask? Why? Well, to be strong enough to lift tables and spill food, Greg Tolan!

  Rick : [everyone starts cheering and clapping with Rick]  Whoa, wait. Let's take a moment to find out a little bit about the man behind the mess. Greg! May I call you Greg? Now, tell us, Greg, how did you get into spilling food, huh? Were you a messy baby? Did you hate your strained peas? Well, you know, how most psychologists tell us that guys, well, they get into body building to compensate for either a lack of IQ, or a small weenie. Which is it, Greg? Well, those of us in Greg's gym class certainly know the answer to that one.

  Greg Tolan : [Greg makes the image of a penis with his pinky finger]  I'm going to beat the shit out of you, Morehouse!

  Deborah : [Deborah tries to keep Greg back]  Greg, please!

  Rick : Hey, isn't he great? Muscles and a sense of humor. Well, let's thank Greg for the many lunchtime thrills and spills he's given us. All right everybody, up! Come on, everybody up! Grab an end of your table!

  Rick : [the kids in the cafeteria go to an end of their table]  A tribute to you, Greg. Lift!

  Rick : [everybody in the cafeteria lifts their table, spilling food, including spilling their food on Greg's feet]  We love you, Greg!

• [after Greg fights with Terry, Buddy jumps on Greg Tolan's back] 

  Greg Tolan : Shit, where'd these guys learn to fight?

• [Deborah thanks Terry in the cafeteria for help fixing her earring] 

  Deborah : Excuse me! Hi. Thanks. It worked great.

  Deborah : [Deborah then tells Greg]  He knew how to fix my earring.

  Greg Tolan : That's 'cause he's a little tulip!

• [Terry meets Greg Tolan for the first time] 

  Greg Tolan : Who invited you?

  Terry : Uh, I'm new here.

  Greg Tolan : Just what we need, another pussy.

  Terry : As strong as an Ox and almost as smart.