- The Pothead: [On fiding a dead feline in the back of his student van] What the hell is this dead cat doing here?
- Victim: [Trying to reason with this President Nixon] Relax! Just put your fuckin' mind at rest.... Are you nuts?
- Female Passenger: [Barking at Joe] What's wrong with you? You just run that guy over!...
- [Unkindly]
- Female Passenger: ... You must have a very low IQ!
- JOE: [Encountering the Nixon faced nutter wandaering along the deserted highways] Get out of the road you fucking zombie!
- Female Passenger: Hey Joe, tell your Dad to eat shit!
- Female Passenger: [to Joe on encountering the Nixon faced nutter] You better be careful, he looks like a big Mutha