The Goonies (1985)

Joe Pantoliano: Francis

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• Francis Fratelli : [grabs Chunk by the throat]  Hey, kid. I want you to spill your guts, tell us everything.

  Chunk : Everything?

  Francis Fratelli : Everything.

  Chunk : [sobbing]  Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I play Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... and then, my mom sent me to the... to the summer camp for fat kids... and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!

  [much later] 

  Chunk : But, the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this.

  [imitating vomiting four times] 

  Chunk : And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

  Jake Fratelli : [amused]  I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

  Mama Fratelli : [tired of Chunk's stalling]  Hit puree!

  [Francis turns on the puree blender] 

  Chunk : No! I'm too young!

  [the Fratellis grabs his arms] 

  Chunk : No, I want to play the violin! No, not my hand! Please!

  Mama Fratelli : Now, do I get the truth? Do I get the truth, or do you get juiced?

• Richard 'Data' Wang : Hey I've got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes!

  Mikey , Mouth : [together]  Slick shoes? ARE YOU CRAZY?

  Andy : DATA!

  Francis Fratelli : [Jake tries to push Francis over the log]  DON'T PUSH JAKE!

  Jake Fratelli : I'm not pushing Francis now hurry up!

  [Francis slips and falls on his crotch] 

  Mama Fratelli : Francis sweetheart are you okay?

  Francis Fratelli : [High pitched voice]  NOOOOOOO!

• Francis Fratelli : Get the rope here. Slothy, Slothy, jumprope Slothy.

  Jake Fratelli : What do you mean jump rope?

  Francis Fratelli , Jake Fratelli : Jumprope! Jumprope.

  [Sloths laughs] 

  Francis Fratelli , Jake Fratelli : [singing]  Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies...

  [Jake and Francis swing around Sloth to tie him up until Sloth tosses both of them] 

  Sloth : [rips off his shirt revealing a T-Shirt with the Superman 'S' on the front]  Sloth!

  Jake Fratelli : We're in deep shit now, Francis.

  Francis Fratelli : Oh, shit!

• Jake Fratelli : [checks his wallet]  Niente. Kids must've cleaned him out.

  Mama Fratelli : Sure, right before they ate him!

  Francis Fratelli : Stupid.

• Jake Fratelli : Francis, the lock. The lock!

  Francis Fratelli : Let go of the handle.

  Jake Fratelli : I don't have the handle! Open the lock!

  Mama Fratelli : Jake, up! Come on, move it!

• Francis Fratelli : [yanks off his toupee, as bats swarm]  Watch your hair! Watch your hair! They're goin' for the hair!

• Jake Fratelli : You know Sloth, if you sit too close to the TV, you're going hurt your eyes.

  Sloth : Eh!

  Francis Fratelli : Jake leave him alone!

• Francis Fratelli : Sloth stop that.

  Jake Fratelli : Do you remember when we took you to the Bronx Zoo and left you there?

  Francis Fratelli : We've never been to the Bronx Zoo!

  Jake Fratelli : Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on Francis's toupee?

  Francis Fratelli : I DON'T WEAR A HAIRPIECE!

• Jake Fratelli : You know Sloth if you sit too close to the TV you're going hurt your eyes.

  Sloth : [grunting]  Eh!

  Francis Fratelli : Jake leave him alone.