F/X (1986)
Bryan Brown: Roland Tyler
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Quotes
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Rollie Tyler : [Mason grabs the Uzi Rollie has just set down] In this hand is the ammo for the gun. And this is Krazy Glue. A thousand and one uses. Now, a thousand and two.
[shoves him out the front door]
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Rollie Tyler : [Rollie gets the drop on Mason after faking his own death] What's the matter? Forget why you hired me?
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[last lines]
Lt. Leo McCarthy : [Rollie has impersonated DeFranco to get his money out of a Swiss bank] Well, I'm gonna miss the job, but this should ease the pain somewhat. Well, Rollie me boy, you'll never have to put that shit on your face again.
Rollie Tyler : I don't know, Leo... it's hard for me to do anything else!
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Rollie Tyler : [Rollie is riding in a backseat and realizes he's sitting on a plastic sheet] Why all the plastic?
Martin Lipton : I didn't want to get any stains on the seat.
Rollie Tyler : What stains?
Martin Lipton : [points a gun at Rollie] I'm sorry, Rollie. No loose ends.
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Ellen Keith : How was I?
Rollie Tyler : You were great. Nobody dies like you.
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Martin Lipton : I've really admired your stuff ever since Vermin From Venus.
Rollie Tyler : You saw that?
Martin Lipton : Yeah.
Andy : That's the one that got him deported from Australia.
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Rollie Tyler : Bok choi has great texture. Like alien flesh.
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Ellen Keith : Nobody cares about making movies about people any more. All they care about is special effects.
Rollie Tyler : [ironically] I'm gonna cry.
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[Rollie finishes making a cast of DeFranco's head]
Nicholas DeFranco : Is that it?
Rollie Tyler : We can do it again if you want to.
Nicholas DeFranco : Huh. Wise guy.
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Rollie Tyler : [Andy has used movie smoke bombs to help break Rollie's truck out of the police impound lot] Jesus! What pots did you use?
Andy : The big ones.
Rollie Tyler : I said Hell Raisers, not Killer Smoke.
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Ellen Keith : How are you? "Oh, fine! How are you? I'm great. How are you?"
Rollie Tyler : Sorry. I'm a little preoccupied.
Ellen Keith : Did you take that job?
Rollie Tyler : They're thinking about using McKinnon.
Ellen Keith : McKinnon? Is there a part for me in it?
Rollie Tyler : You'd work on a job that used McKinnon instead of me?
Ellen Keith : Oh, sweetie, never ask an actress a question like that.
Rollie Tyler : No, there's no part for you in it.
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[first lines]
The director : Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Great. Great. Great. We got it. Great. You ladies all right? What about you? You okay?
Rollie Tyler : Ellen, come on out of there.
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Rollie Tyler : Would you like coffee, Mr Leitner.
Martin Lipton : My name's not Leitner, it's Lipton.
Rollie Tyler : In that case, maybe you'd prefer tea?
Martin Lipton : I'm not a movie producer.
Rollie Tyler : [Tyler looks at his badge] Justice Department?
Martin Lipton : I just said I was a movie producer to get onto the set.
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Martin Lipton : We want to stage a fake assassination, Rollie. We want to do it in public and we want you to supervise it.
Rollie Tyler : You're crazy.
Martin Lipton : Look. I wasn't just flattering you here, you know. I know how good you are, I know you could pull it off.
Rollie Tyler : I didn't say I couldn't pull it off.
Martin Lipton : Well, just direct it for me, supervise it.
Rollie Tyler : Christ, you've seen too many movies.
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Col. Mason : Listen, Rollie. I know I don't have the right to ask you this.
Rollie Tyler : Yeah, go on.
Col. Mason : You know you're the only one who could do this job. You know that, Rollie. We're talking about a very special effect here. You've got the knowledge, you've got the experience. Without you, it just won't work.
Rollie Tyler : [in shock] You want me to pull the trigger? Ah, terrific.
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Rollie Tyler : Hey, what's this? You don't smoke cigars.
Andy : Rollie, please don't. It's personal.
Rollie Tyler : Come on, Andy. I've known you for four years. What is it?
Andy : Just don't look in there, okay?
[opens the cigar box and it sprays him]
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Roland 'Rollie' Tyler : Would you like coffee Mr Lightner?
Martin Lipton : my name's not lightner it's Lipton
Roland 'Rollie' Tyler : then perhaps you prefer tea.
Martin Lipton : I'm not a movie producer.
Roland 'Rollie' Tyler : Justice Department
Martin Lipton : I just said I was a movie producer to get onto the set.
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Rollie Tyler : Would you like coffee Mr Lightner?
Martin Lipton : my name's not lightner it's Lipton
Rollie Tyler : then perhaps you prefer tea.
Martin Lipton : I'm not a movie producer.
Rollie Tyler : Justice Department
Martin Lipton : I just said I was a movie producer to get onto the set.