Where the Boys Are (1984)
Lynn-Holly Johnson: Laurie Jameson
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Quotes
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Carole Singer : What d'you got in there?
Laurie Jameson : Uh, one bottle of a hundred and fifty proof rum, birth control pills, some Midol, my father's American Express card, king sized bottle of Alka-Seltzer 2, one sexy black teddy, a lid o' grass, and a... quarter, just in case I have to call home. I think that oughta get me through the night.
Carole Singer : That could get me through the rest of my life.
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Laurie Jameson : Jennie, thinking has nothing to do with it. We're talking ten days of Sodom and Gomorrah. How can you duck out of that now?
Jennie Cooper : Because I have a term paper due in two weeks and I haven't even started yet. I'm not like you Laurie. You don't crack a book and you make straight As.
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Laurie Jameson : It's a supermarket of sex!
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Laurie Jameson : Sandra, we're going to Fort Lauderdale for ten days. All you need is a bikini, and a diaphram.
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Laurie Jameson : S.A. *Major* S.A.
Jennie Cooper : What's an "S.A."?
Laurie Jameson : Stud Alert, you nun. I'm givin' that guy a ride.
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Laurie Jameson : [looking at Conan's penis] Yeah? So where's the rest of it? I'll see *you* in small claims court.
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Sandra Roxbury : Fort Lauderdale is a zoo. It's full o' millions of guys who are just lookin' for animal sex and debauchery.
Laurie Jameson : Exactly, that's *why* we're going.
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Laurie Jameson : Ooh, Oberlin, huh?
Oberlin Student : That's right.
Laurie Jameson : Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous? Can we get acquainted?
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Jennie Cooper : I want to go so bad! I just have so much work to do.
Laurie Jameson : You'll bring your books, and you'll study.
Carole Singer : When you're not lusting after Camden.
Laurie Jameson : You can do both.
Jennie Cooper : You're right. I can do both.
Sandra Roxbury : So?
Carole Singer : We're outta here!
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Sandra Roxbury : [When Sandra and Laurie are in jail, and Sandra discovered that her jewelry is missing when she puts her right hand over her heart] They took all my jewelry. They actually took my mugshot without any jewelry on.
[Places her right hand on top of her forehead]
Sandra Roxbury : You know my mother will have a total conniption fit if she knows I'm here.
Laurie Jameson : Um-hmm.
Sandra Roxbury : [Sandra snaps of it and finds that they're in jail] What are we doing here?
Laurie Jameson : You don't remember?
[Sandra nervously shakes her head]
Laurie Jameson : The striptease? The accident?
Sandra Roxbury : No.
Laurie Jameson : [Laurie smiles at Sandra] And telling Officer Gasso... to 'fuck off'?
Sandra Roxbury : [Sandra is appalled] Laurie, I did... a striptease, and told a police officer... to screw off?
Laurie Jameson : [Laurie corrects Sandra] "Fuck... off".
Sandra Roxbury : [Sandra is stunned!] Oh my God... what are we gonna do?
[Place her right hand over her forehead]
Sandra Roxbury : Ow!
Laurie Jameson : Don't worry about it. I called Jennie. She knows we're here and get us out.
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Laurie Jameson : [responding to a knock at the door] Hey, if you're young, hot, and hung you can come in.
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Laurie Jameson : So you're in music?
Scott Nash : Uh-huh.
Carole Singer : Jennie's a music major
Scott Nash : Oh, really? Like what? New Wave? Punk? Reggae? Uh...
Jennie Cooper : Strictly classical.
