Surf II (1983)

Eddie Deezen: Menlo Schwartzer

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Quotes 

• Menlo : I used to want to be like the other kids, you know! I wanted to be a surfer! I wanted to be hip and bitchy and gnarly, but that's over now, it all ended one miserable afternoon: I was having an innocent soda, and they spiked it! And you know with what?

  [lifts up shirt to reveal a pair of breasts] 

  Menlo : With a powerful reverse-sex hormone! Do you know what it's like to be the only guy at the beach with tits?

• Menlo : Good ol' Buzzz Cola, gets them every time!

• Menlo : You don't have to eat it, you know. Besides, even Bess Myerson makes mistakes!