Sixteen Candles (1984)
Gedde Watanabe: Long Duk Dong
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Quotes
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Long Duk Dong : What's happenin', hot stuff?
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Long Duk Dong : No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!
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Long Duk Dong : Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!... Bonzai!
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[Jake rings doorbell at Samantha's house]
Long Duk Dong : OK. I'm comin'.
[opens closet door]
Long Duk Dong : Hello? Jeez, this place is so confusing. OK.
[opens front door, screams, and shuts door]
Long Duk Dong : Go away! I call F.B.I.! I call police! Go away!
Jake : Open the door.
Long Duk Dong : No way, Jose!
Jake : Open the door.
Long Duk Dong : You beat up my face.
Jake : You grabbed my nuts.
Long Duk Dong : [looks through frosted glass on door] That you?
Jake : Yeah, that me.
Long Duk Dong : [opens door] Oh, so sorry! I thought you my new--new-style American girlfriend.
Jake : Forget it, man. Just get Samantha, all right?
Long Duk Dong : She not here.
Jake : Don't jerk me around, man. Where is she?
Long Duk Dong : She got married.
Jake : What?
Long Duk Dong : She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk.
Jake : Married?
Long Duk Dong : Married.
Jake : Married?
Long Duk Dong : Yeah. Married
[closes door]
Jake : [turns around, under breath to himself] Married?
Long Duk Dong : Married! Jeez!
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[Long Duk Dong is dancing with Lumberjack, his head is on her ample chest]
Lumberjack : So... What's your name?
Long Duk Dong : Dong.
Lumberjack : What's your first name?
Long Duk Dong : Long.
Lumberjack : What's your middle name?
Long Duk Dong : Duk.
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Long Duk Dong : Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
Mike Baker : It's a quiche.
Long Duk Dong : How do you spell?
Grandpa Fred : Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.
[laughs]
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Howard : Dong. Where is my automobile?
Long Duk Dong : Oto-mo-biiile?
[laughing]
Long Duk Dong : [Imitating race car. Imitating crash] Lake. Big Lake.
Dorothy Baker : Why, you little scuzzbag!
[She kicks Dong in the groin]
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Lumberjack : I've never been out with a boy before.
Long Duk Dong : No. Me neither.