Ken Wahl credited as playing...
Don Jardian
- Zuma: Are you going to eat that rice?
- Don Jardian: I had to kill a man to get this rice.
- Zuma: Yeah, and the whole fucking valley heard you do it, too.
- Don Jardian: I think we owe ourselves a drink. What do you say? You got a O Club around here or something?
- Deborah Solomon: Can I get personal, doctor?
- Don Jardian: Sure.
- Deborah Solomon: Well, you're really filthy - and you really stink.
- Don Jardian: I want to get so deep inside of her, I can't stand it.
- Wizard: Well, you're horny.
- Don Jardian: No. Yes! No.
- Don Jardian: I want to sleep with you.
- Deborah Solomon: His fever spiked and he went into convulsions and he died 20 minutes ago.
- Don Jardian: I said I want to sleep with you.
- Deborah Solomon: That'll solve everything?
- Don Jardian: Now it will.
- Deborah Solomon: It's not my style, doctor.
- Wizard: Why you asshole. Who'd you meet? Some hooker? Is that it? Oh, that's it, isn't it? A little pussy brain! Yeah, how could I have missed it. Me, a trained physician. And it's pussy brain. Pussy brain!
- Don Jardian: Finished? She's not a hooker. She's a nurse.
- Wizard: Oh, great. Oh, listen, I really don't care who she is. I don't really care what she looks like. I don't care if she gets your dick so hard that you can crack walnuts.
- Don Jardian: What's the matter? Don't you like guys?
- Deborah Solomon: Oh, that's good. I suppose if I was a guy you'd want to go out and get drunk and throw up?
- Don Jardian: Yeah - and get laid.
- Deborah Solomon: And it wouldn't mean spit.
- Don Jardian: It would mean we're alive.
- Deborah Solomon: No, it would mean you were hiding from being alive.
- Deborah Solomon: Funny, I never would have figured you for a bowel man.
- Don Jardian: You're right. Damn, you're on a roll now.
- Deborah Solomon: I'd say plastic. A quick face lift. Tee off at 1PM. Do a few noses, tummy tucks. Tit jobs! I hear they're getting very big.
- Don Jardian: Ah, lower.
- Deborah Solomon: Lower. Of course, that's where the real money is.
- Don Jardian: And the fun.
- Deborah Solomon: Have any idea on what a good set of stirrups costs these days, doctor?
- Don Jardian: I realized something three days ago. There's no safe place to hide here. Not in this whole stinkin' country. They can shoot you right out of the sky. They can drop a mortar right here... tonight. So what's the difference?
- Wizard: What's the difference? There may not be any safe places; but, Don, there are some truly *shitty* places.
- Don Jardian: I'm tired. Disgusted. All I want is to feel a warm, live body next to me.
- Deborah Solomon: No you don't. You don't want to feel anything.
- Don Jardian: They don't even get any symptoms or anything. No drip. No nothin'. Then one day, all of the sudden - your pecker falls off.
- Don Jardian: All right, who's next?
- Hanes: Doc, we better get in the tunnel. It's gettin' closer.
- Don Jardian: What about the rest of these guys? Who's next?
- Hanes: They're all dead, Doc.