Marion Ramsey credited as playing...
Laverne Hooks
- Cadet Laverne Hooks: [a thug, after being knocked down some stairs, realizes he's still got a gun in his waist. He reaches for it, and a revolver is pointed in his face] *Don't move, dirtbag!*
- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: What the hell are you doing here?
- Cadet Laverne Hooks: I wanna be a police officer.
- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: What? I can't hear you-u?
- Cadet Laverne Hooks: [whispering] I wanna be a police officer.
- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Don't unpack.
- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: [In the TV Version edited with no swearing] What is it? What is it?
- Cadet Chad Copeland: She ran over my feet!
- Cadet Laverne Hooks: Oh, I'm sorry. I really am.
- Cadet Chad Copeland: Sorry? You dumb, fat nincompoop!