The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak (1984)

Zabou Breitman: Beth

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Quotes 

• Gwendoline : Beth, how do you make love to a man?

  Beth : Oh, Gwendoline, making love to a man is much easier than fighting five guards with your hands tied behind your back!

  Gwendoline : Oh.

  Beth : You remember the other night with Willard? Well it's the same thing but kind of not the same thing...

  Gwendoline : I'm just worried that I'll get everything wrong!

• Beth : Now Gwendoline must kill Gwendoline.

  [Gwendoline puts on a dead guard's helmet] 

• Beth : [to Gwendoline]  Your upbringing will be the death of us!

• Beth : [reunited]  Miss... Oh, Miss... Those dirty sons of bitches! How dare they touch you!

  Gwendoline : They tore my dress...

  Beth : Oh, look at that...

  Gwendoline : Will you help me mend it? My mother gave it to me.

• Beth : Hey, big blue eyes! Can't you get off your ass and help us?

  [Willard stands up] 

  Beth : Thank you.

• Willard : [to the boa constrictor draped over the branch]  Get out of my way!

  [pushes it aside] 

  Willard : You're not my type!

  Beth : Is that a boa?

  Willard : [dripping with sarcasm]  No. It's a goldfish.

  Beth : [as she walks past the dangling snake]  Ooh.