The Lonely Guy (1984)

Steve Lawrence: Jack

Quotes 

• Jack Fenwick : I heard about you and Danielle breaking up.

  Larry Hubbard : You heard? It just happened fifteen minutes ago.

  Jack Fenwick : Yeah, well, I just spoke to her. We were very close, you know. We had an affair and everything.

  Larry Hubbard : When was that?

  Jack Fenwick : Oh, about four weeks ago. Every morning after you'd go to work. Oh, but you knew about that, didn't you?

  Larry Hubbard : [lying]  Oh, sure, we had an understanding. We were very today people.

• Jack Fenwick : Hey, say hello to my wife, Verna.

  Verna Fenwick : Hello.

  Larry Hubbard : Hi.

  Jack Fenwick : And this is my girlfriend Frieda.

  Frieda, Jack's Mistress : Hi, nice to meet you.

  Larry Hubbard : Nice to meet you.

  Jack Fenwick : We got a little apartment here on the West Side. One big room, and a 40-foot mattress.

• Jack Fenwick : [on answering machine]  Hey Larry, you're fantastic! Carson wants you on the west side and Letterman wants you on the east side and Playboy called. They want you to pose with the bunny of the month! Boy what a looker she is!

  Larry Hubbard : Woo! Woo! Woo!

• Jack Fenwick : Don't be so broken up about Danielle. She already dumped Raul, you know.

  Larry Hubbard : She has?

  Jack Fenwick : Yeah, she's living with a rock group now.