Hardbodies (1984)

Michael Rapport: Rounder

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• Scotty Palmer : I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them.

  Hunter : Dialogued them?

  Scotty Palmer : Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD.

  Hunter : BBD?

  Rounder : That's not like herpes, is it?

  Scotty Palmer : BBD - it's the bigger and better deal.

• Scotty Palmer : You guys fags?

  Hunter : Yeah. I'm the Queen of France and these guys are the D'Angelo sisters... Scotty, we're perfectly straight, man. That's the problem. We're too straight. All we're interested in are hardbodies and we want you to teach us how to get them.

  Rounder : To dialog them.

  Ashby : And BBD them.

• Rounder : Well, dip my skinny.

• Rounder : Party party party party!

• Rounder : 15? I have underwear 15 years old.

• Hunter : I spill no wine before it's time.

  Rounder : You're a sick man.

• Dede : God, Rounder, it's so big and scary.

  Rounder : Touch it again, it's been so long.

• Scotty Palmer : Hey, you know that thing is like a magnet for hardbodies.

  Rounder : Hardbodies?

  Hunter : What's a hardbody?

  Scotty Palmer : Hardbodies - you know, little foxes down on the beach.

• Farnsey : Un-fucking believable. It makes those bimbos in Vegas look like corn-fed hogs. I got to learn how you do it.

  Hunter : Of course you do, Farns. And so does every other lonely guy out there in America.

  Rounder : It's a natural for cable TV.