Corey Haim credited as playing...
- Brian: Eat shit, fig-face, you're not my father!
- Wendy: Come on Bri, take me off your shit list, honey.
- Brian: You're on all my shit lists! Today you made the hall of fame!
- Jake: Why do you get in so many fights?
- Brian: Cuz I always win. It's like being the fastest gun.
- Jake: Then lose once.
- Brian: I knew the cake meant trouble.
- Jake: You're one tough little guy, aren't you?
- Brian: Tough enough.
- Jake: Did you spit in this?
- Brian: No, I forgot.
- Sam: It takes a lot to open your own restaurant, you gotta have capitol, money/
- Brian Livingston: Not if you open a sushi bar. All you need is some raw fish and a knife.
- Brian: What did he lose, his dick?
- Jake: He's an asshole trying to make us think he's okay, ok?
- Brian: Maybe he is okay. Maybe YOU'RE the asshole.
