Who's the Boss? (1984–1992)
Tony Danza: Tony Micelli, Grandpa Micelli, Tommy Toon
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Quotes
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Tony : Ay-oh! Oh-ay!
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Tony : Hey look at this nose. I fractured this nose three times and I can still smell.
Samantha Micelli : Yeah! I broke my finger twice and I can still dial.
Mona Robinson : I once fractured my pelvis.
Tony : Yeah, and she can still walk.
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Samantha Micelli : Now dad remember. Smile, be polite, and whatever you do don't tell the pig joke.
Tony : That one is the real ice breaker.
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[repeated line]
Tony : Angelaaaa...
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Angela : Well, we got on a plane you know swish, swoosh.
Tony : Yeah, well, it sounds like something happened in between the swish and the swoosh.
Angela : Well, we went to Las Vegas, and we got married but I thought we got the marriage annulled the next day?
Angela's first Husband : No. These are just the papers that divided up the garbage collection. Angela, we're still married.
Mona Robinson : [bursts into laughter] And to think all of this time that you were married to Michael you were a bigamist.