Enn Reitel: Geoffrey Howe, Dustin Hoffman, Cecil Parkinson, Robert Maxwell, Nelson Mandela, Paddy Ashdown, Peter Snow, Denis Healey, Denis Thatcher, Donald Sinden, John Major, Konstantin Chernenko, Norman Fowler, Chris Patten, Michael Jackson, Prince Philip, Alec Guinness, David Attenborough, David Owen, Ian St. John, Jack Straw, Jarvis Cocker, Jean-Paul Gaultier, Julian Clary, Lester Piggott, Mark Phillips, Robert Armstrong, Tony Blair, Vincent Price, Winston Churchill, Alan Yentob, Antony Hopkins, Ben Elton, Bobby Robson, Brian Mawhinney, Caspar Weinberger, David Gergen, David Icke, David Waddington, Desmond Wilcox, Donald Coggan, Elton John, Frank Bough, Frank Bruno, Gary Barlow, George Younger, Ian MacGregor, Jesse Jackson, John Hunt, Kenneth Baker, Kenneth Clarke, Kieran Prendiville, Laurence Olivier, Lester Pigot, Malcolm Rifkind, Mark Knopfler, Mark Philips, Matt Aitken, Mike Smith, Mikhail Gorbachev, Neil Kinnock, Nicholas Fairbairn, Nicholas Witchell, Norman Tebbit, OJ Simpson, Paul Channon, Paul Condon, Paul Keating, Paul McCartney, Phil Cool, Polish advertiser, Pope John Paul II, Prince, Prince Harry, Prince William, Q, Ray Cooney, Richard Branson, Rick Rickerson, Robbie Williams, Robert Maclennan, Roger Cook, Roy Jenkins, Saddam Hussein, Satan, Steve Jones, The Black Slab, Translater, Various, West Midland's Police Sergent