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- Stroker Ace: What are you doin' now, Dad?
- Dad Seegle: Oh, I make jewelry.
- [Dad shows a piece of jewelry to Stroker and Pembrook]
- Stroker Ace: Oh, that's real pretty, isn't it? What do you make it out of?
- Dad Seegle: Organic matter? Manure.
- Stroker Ace: Kinda makes you the Cartier of ca-ca.
- Stroker Ace: What are you doin' now, Dad?
- Dad Seegle: Oh, I make jewelry.
- [Dad shows a piece of jewelry to Stroker and Pembrook]
- Stroker Ace: Oh, that's real pretty, isn't it? What do you make it out of?
- Dad Seegle: Organic matter? Manure.
- Stroker Ace: Kinda makes you the Cartier of ca-ca.
- Stroker Ace: [asking about the previous night's encounter between Torkle and Pembrook] What DID happen between you two?
- Pembrook Feeney: [Pembrook and Lugs roll out from under Stroker's race car on creepers] He just made me mad, that's all, so I kicked him in the scrotum.
- [Pembrook rolls back under the car]
- Stroker Ace: Scrotum?
- Lugs Harvey: What's a scrotum?
- Stroker Ace: I dunno.
- Lugs Harvey: I think I'll find out.
- [Lugs rolls back under the car]
- Lugs Harvey: Pembrook, what's a scr...
- [sound of tools crashing]
- Stroker Ace: [Punches Aubrey James] Take that, 12.
- Lugs Harvey, Pembrook Feeney: 10.
- Stroker Ace: Whatever.
- Stroker Ace: The son of a bitch hit me and spun me out. I can't remember his name.
- NASCAR Driver: You never can, can you?
- Stroker Ace: Anyway, he spun me out. What do you think I should do with him?
- NASCAR Driver: I think you ought to stick him in the fence.
- Stroker Ace: Good idea, Neil.
- [Aubrey drives up]
- Stroker Ace: Well, speak of the devil.
- Aubrey James: Mr. Bonnett. Stroker.
- Stroker Ace: Hello, Audrey.
- Aubrey James: Aubrey!
- Stroker Ace: Whatever.
- Aubrey James: You won't have trouble remembering my name after tomorrow.
- Stroker Ace: I know your name; Audrey Meadows.
- Aubrey James: Audrey JAMES! AUBREY James! Shmuck!
- [Drives off]
- NASCAR Driver: Stick him in the wall.
- Stroker Ace: I'm Gonna.
- Lugs Harvey: [Torkle has his hand on the car] Don't lean on the car. Nobody touches the car. Not EVER!
- [Arnold glares at him]
- Lugs Harvey: Except you! You can touch it any time you want!
- NASCAR Driver: [Petty, Rudd, Earnhardt and James are racing room service carts in the hotel and Aubrey falls off] What seems to be the problem, James?
- Aubrey James: Well, It's not handling too well in the turns, Kyle.
- NASCAR Driver: You never could drive anyway, James. It's ALWAYS the equipment.
- Stroker Ace: Lugs, who's driving number 10?
- Lugs Harvey: What are you talkin' about? You ought to know who that is, it's Aubrey James. He's only been tryin' to kill you for two years!
- Stroker Ace: I thought all actors were egotistical hypochondriac sissies.
- Doc Seegle: Well, they are. But I like'em.
- Girl with Lugs: [22:43] Well, hello.
- Lugs Harvey: Hey...
- [pauses while he looks at her]
- Lugs Harvey: How are you, ma'am?
- Girl with Lugs: I don't know. How am I?
- Lugs Harvey: Oh, I'm not one of the drivers. I'm just a mechanic.
- Girl with Lugs: I like mechanics. They know how to tinker with things for hours. Make them go fast.
- NASCAR Driver: [realizing he's getting caught between Stroker Ace and Aubrey James] Oh hell, here we go again!
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