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- Bob McKenzie: [to their dog] Eh... Hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want.
- Bob MacKenzie: [to Pam in a beer tank that's being flooded with beer] My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven. This sucks!
- Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
- Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.
- Claude Elsinore: And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
- The Judge: For the benefit of the court would you please explain "time coding."
- Claude Elsinore: Well, uh... just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.
- Fire Chief: [after Bob has put out the fire at the brewery by urinating on it] It took you two minutes what would have taken us two hours. If you ever want a job, you come see me.
- Doug McKenzie: [to the rough-looking convicts in their jail cell] Chimp here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh? Like, we got over five billion dollars in our hideout, only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spendin' it. We's just waitin'.
- Bald con: Youse guys like a smoke?
- Doug McKenzie: No, eh? We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. Hey, we told 'em we didn't want a lawyer. Chimp here probably just kill him anyway.
- [scoffs]
- Doug McKenzie: Lawyers are for sucks.
- Bailiff: Hey, McKenzie brothers. Your lawyer is here.
- [Doug and Bob run out of the cell as the convicts relize too late that they were fooled]
- Doug McKenzie: Yeah. OK, well, uh, we found, uh, this mouse in a bottle of YOUR BEER, eh. Like, we was at a party and, uh, a friend of ours - a COP - had some, and HE PUKED. And he said, uh, come here and get free beer or, uh, he'll press charges.
- Bob McKenzie: [holding up a piece of cardboard with "2051 A.D. Ten years after World War 4"] Give enough time to see- okay.
- Doug McKenzie: Okay, then. "Ten years after World War 4", eh.
- Bob McKenzie: 2051- No, more! 2051, the future!
- Doug McKenzie: [fighting with Bob over the cardboard] What, no! They saw it already! Take off!
- Bob McKenzie: [Camera suddenly cuts to a shot of Bob standing on some rocks]
- [voice-over]
- Bob McKenzie: I was the only one left on the planet after the holocaust, eh.
- Doug McKenzie: [behind the camera] Hey, hoser! Go!
- [Bob starts moving]
- Bob McKenzie: [voice-over] The Earth had been like desur-stated by nucular war. Like Russia blew up the US and the US blew up Russia, eh.
- Bob McKenzie: [picks up a broken Statue of Liberty figurine; looking directly at the camera] Statue of Liberty.
- Doug McKenzie: [directing Bob] Psst, act! Act!
- Bob McKenzie: [voice-over] Lucky for me, I'd been off planet - on vacation at the time of the war, eh. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.
- Bob McKenzie: [to their dog] Eh... Hosehead, once you get there you can have all the free beer and sausages you want.
- Bob McKenzie: One day, I was out looking for a nice place to build a city for my children, when I spotted a mutant in the Forbidden Zone.
- [Camera cuts between Bob pretending to fly while glancing at the camera and a model of the van "flying" across the field]
- Bob McKenzie: I landed my vehicle to pursue and destroy this genetic freak before he could warn other mutants in the underground caves. I was kinda like a one-man force, eh, like Charlton Heston in "Omega Man." Did you see it? It's beauty.
- [During the preview of the Bob and Doug Mackenzie film, a viewer realizes that the film is about nothing]
- Angry Man at Movie: They did this on the album too!
- [Doug and Bob are hooked up to a polygraph lie detector]
- Ted: What have you done with the disk?
- Doug McKenzie: What are you looking at me for? I don't got it.
- [Ted looks at the polygraph which doesn't show anything off]
- Bob McKenzie: Maybe it's out of gas, eh?
- [Doug then passes gas in a loud flatulence noise]
- Bob McKenzie: Ugh! You farted
- Doug McKenzie: No, it wasn't me, it was the chair, eh!
- Bob McKenzie: He's lying! Check the machine, eh!
- Doug McKenzie: I'm not lying!
- Ted: [now the polograph begins showing activity] He's lying alright.
- Bob McKenzie: [fanning the fart away from him] I don't need no machine to tell me that, eh!
- Doug McKenzie: I didn't do it, I swear!
- Bob McKenzie: Jeez, don't slice the cheese in here, will ya?
- Doug McKenzie: Take off!
- Gertrude: We'll always have our memories. The Colonel's dead. Here we are still enjoying his chicken.
- [realizing that the brakes don't work on their speeding van]
- Doug McKenzie: [folding his arms] No point in steering now.
- Bob McKenzie: Take off, you steer this thing!
- [Bob and Doug are on the witness stand in the courtroom after being sworn on the Bible to tell the truth prior to testimony]
- Bob McKenzie: I do.
- Doug McKenzie: I do.
- Bob McKenzie: I guess we're married, clerk.
- Doug McKenzie: Oh.
- Bob McKenzie: Where's the honeymoon?
- The Judge: Order, Order!
- Bob McKenzie: Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast.
- Doug McKenzie: Don't make me laugh, eh.
- The Judge: I must instruct you not to speak, until you are spoken to!
- Bob McKenzie: Jeez, he's startin' to sound like the old man. Pretty soon he'll be sending me out for beers.
- [Doug sneezes out the two bullets in his nose... which ricochet around the courtroom!]
- Bob McKenzie: He once got our dead battery goin' by mixin' bird feces and spit, cause there's like acids in it, eh?
- Bob McKenzie: Fleshy-headed mutant. Are you friendly?
- Doug McKenzie: No way, eh? Ra-... radiation has made... me an enemy of civilization.
- Bob McKenzie: [into a comm unit] Alpha Base. This is Bob McKenzie. I've spotted a fleshy-headed mutant in sector 16B.
- [Doug walks off camera behind the van; camera cuts to Bob shooting Doug with a toy foam launcher]
- Doug McKenzie: Ahhh! Take off, you hoser.
- Doug McKenzie: See, if you'd stick to your 12-point maintinence program, eh, then we wouldn't have to jump-start you like this. Oh, no, you had to do it your way... you think you know everything, eh.
- Bob McKenzie: Ok, all cops, get out of your cars.
- [the cops get out of their cars]
- Bob McKenzie: Ok, I want to take a head count. Like maybe we'll have some breakfast. Some back bacon sandwiches while we was waiting. Ok, another thing, you all went through the stop sign back there, and that's a moving violation, and my brother and I... we have a lot of parking tickets...
- Parking attendant: Hey, you! Six-fifty! Give me $6.50!
- [Rosey pulls the parking attendant's jacket down around his arms, hockey style, and shows the guy his fists]
- Jean LaRose: All I got is two fives!
- Doug McKenzie: [after pouring a beer for their dad into a glass from a dog dish] You take it to him.
- Bob McKenzie: No way, you take it to him.
- Doug McKenzie: No, you.
- Bob McKenzie: [both holding the glass] No! I'm gonna let go. I'm lettin' go and you're takin it.
- Doug McKenzie: No! I'm lettin' go.
- Bob McKenzie: Let go then.
- Doug McKenzie: [both let go and the glass smashes] Dad! Bob broke your beer!
- Bob McKenzie: No I didn't! Doug broke it!
- Doug McKenzie: Figures you wouldn't know how to work it if it's got a computer.
- Bob McKenzie: Oh yeah, Mister Wizard, you know, eh...
- Doug McKenzie: Let me try, I'm a genius.
- Brewmeister Smith: [to Claude] I could crush your head... like a nut... but I won't. Because I need you.
- Brewmeister Smith: [shadowing Bob and Doug, and waiting outside their house for what seems like hours] What the *stink* are they *doing* in there?
- Bob McKenzie: Remind me to pay his bill on time, eh?
- Doug McKenzie: Yeah, Chuck Norris for the defense, eh?
- Bob McKenzie: Beauties.
- Bob McKenzie: He's guarding the beer, what're we going to do?
- Doug McKenzie: Bribe him.
- Bob McKenzie: Well, give him a donut. A jelly, he likes jelly. Jelly donut comin'! Ok, Hosehead?
- Voice of Mr. McKenzie: [getting tired of waiting for Bob and Doug to bring him a beer] What the hell's going on in there?
- Policeman: I wouldn't go in there. There's a big skunk in there.
- The Inspector: [Flashes his badge] We know about that. It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.
- Pam Elsinore: You know how to handle one of those big rigs?
- Bob McKenzie: Jeez, it's a ten-speed.
- Doug McKenzie: Yeah, sure, o' corse, like, uh, we drive 'em, all the time, eh.
- Pam Elsinore: Well take off, eh.
- [Speaking to the inspector]
- Parking attendant: He broke the gate! Then he took my jacket!... And he hit me!
- The Inspector: This the one stolen from the hospital?
- Policeman: That's it.
- The Inspector: Japanese, eh?
- Policeman: Yes, sir.
- The Inspector: Guess the whole world's made in Japan.
- Policeman: Could be, sir.
- Man in the Alley: They've been saving their allowances for weeks to see this movie. What am I suppose to tell them? Just what the heck am I suppose to tell them?
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