Max Dugan Returns (1983)

Donald Sutherland: Brian Costello

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Quotes 

• Brian Costello : Tell me something. Do you think I'm corrupt?

  Nora McPhee : Aren't we all - just a little bit?

• Nora McPhee : [Regarding the motorbike that Brian has loaned to her]  I don't have it anymore, it was stolen in the parking lot.

  [Brian slowly starts to sink toward the ground] 

  Nora McPhee : But I told the police. I'm surprised they didn't tell you.

  Brian Costello : They tell me when other vehicles are stolen. They don't tell me when it's mine.

• Brian Costello : Did you leave the vehicle unlocked?

  Nora McPhee : I just told you they broke into it last month. The locks didn't work.

  Brian Costello : On each side of the vehicle?

  Nora McPhee : Why do you keep calling it a vehicle, it's hardly even a car.

  Brian Costello : Don't you watch TV? We all talk like that.

• Brian Costello : Who is the man living in your house?

  Nora McPhee : What man?

  Brian Costello : This man.

  [holding a picture of Max] 

  Brian Costello : Mr. Parker. Does odd jobs, he tells me. Came 10 days ago wearing a black hat, black coat, carrying a black satchel. Mrs. Litke is more dependable than the CIA.

• Nora McPhee : Can't you stop being a cop for five minutes and just be a friend?

  Brian Costello : No, that's why I don't have too many friends.

  Nora McPhee : Well, if it's one less you want, you're doing a terrific job...