- Archie Feld: Chuckie, tell me it's just a couple of scratches. Tell me my father isn't going to kill me.
- Chuckie Dipple: The car's totaled, Archie. You're a dead man.
- Archie Feld: Oh, no...
- Chuckie Dipple: Hey, cheer up. At least we still got the girls... Girls? Girls?
- Jay-Jay Manners: I'll pick you up after the party. Let's see, there'll be all that deep preppy conversation, preppy dancing, piles of preppy fun. Party starts at nine, I'll pick you up at nine fifteen.
- Beth Franklin: [about Jay Jay] I think he's kinda cute.
- Beau Middleton: Who's kinda cute?
- Beth Franklin: You, of course. Especially when you're angry. Your dimple twitches.
- Jay-Jay Manners: Hey, Bandini, what's the matter?
- Crazy Leo Bandini: I don't know. My toes are killing me.
- Jay-Jay Manners: Uh, that's because you've got your shoes on the wrong feet.
- Crazy Leo Bandini: No, I don't. These are my feet.
- Jay-Jay Manners: [to Otto, about Bandini] Learn a lesson, Otto. Eat right, get plenty of sleep, and don't drink your chemistry set.
- Jay-Jay Manners: Do you know Beth Franklin?
- Otto Lipton: Yeah. She's goin' out with Beau Middleton. So unless you got twenty-five million dollars and a lifetime supply of Brut, forget about it.
- Peggy: We'll take a nature shot. The ultimate nature shot. I'm talking au naturelle.
- Nadine: Oh no! I'm not taking my clothes off. No way! I once took my clothes off at the drive-in for Eddie Hansen. He went to get popcorn and he never came back. I'm never taking my clothes off again in front of anybody. Not even my husband, unless he's Burt Reynolds. Maybe Richard Gere. Possibly...
- Peggy: Nadine? May I finish what I was trying to say?
- Nadine: Who's stopping you?
- Peggy: What do you think of this? We'll take a picture of Beau Middleton's naked behind and enter that as our nature shot!
- Nadine: [to Peggy] No! Look, I don't want to go into the fun house. I know we have to get Beau Middleton's picture, but I'm afraid of the dark and whenever I get scared I jump into somebody's arms. If I jump into your arms, people are gonna talk. I can't afford that. As it is my phone's got cobwebs.
- Miss D'Angelo: [at cheerleading practice] Cara, a little more energy? You want us to lose to Tech?
- Cara Ames: Who cares? This is so... high school.
- Miss D'Angelo: Then why do it?
- Cara Ames: I happen to look stunning in the uniform!
- Chuckie Dipple: We're a couple of great, hip looking dudes, right?
- Archie Feld: Yeah. We're cool.
- Chuckie Dipple: Okay. I'll call you back after The Flintstones.
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