Dungeons & Dragons (1983–1985)

Tonia Gayle Smith: Diana the Acrobat

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Quotes 

• Hank : The orcs took Bobby and me to their camp. I managed to escape, but Bobby couldn't.

  Shiela : That's a lie!

  Diana the Acrobat : Sheila! What's the matter?

  Shiela : I went to the orc camp. I saw Hank talking to the orcs. They were planning our capture. He's working for them now!

• [Bobby has been bitten by a dragon turtle and is sick] 

  Diana the Acrobat : There must be something we can do. We can't just let him get worse.

  Dungeon Master : The only cure - is the foot of a Yellowdragon.

  Eric : Oh great. What are we supposed to do? Waltz up to a yellow dragon and ask to borrow his foot?

• Dungeon Master : However, through defeat you shall find victory.

  Diana the Acrobat : What's that supposed to mean?

  Eric : It means the warranty has run out on Dungeon Master's brain.

• Eric : We're outnumbered ten to one!

  Diana the Acrobat : Alright then. You take two, I'll take eighteen.

• Diana the Acrobat : Obi-Wan Kenobi he's not!

• [The Young Ones are trapped by a pack of wolves; a howl in the distance makes them suddenly leave] 

  Shiela : What do you think scared them off?

  Eric : Simple Sheila, they took one look at my great strength; one look at my grim weapon.

  Diana the Acrobat : And one look at your grody face.

  [Bobby laughs loudly] 

• Shiela : Make him tell what he did to Bobby! Where's my brother?

  Diana the Acrobat : Take it easy, Sheila.

  Shiela : But what if treason isn't the only thing he's guilty of? What if he's guilty of...