Dungeons & Dragons (1983–1985)

Sidney Miller: Dungeon Master

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• Eric : [speaking to Presto]  Did you hear what he said? No telling *what* we may run into.

  Dungeon Master : [appearing from nowhere]  No telling?

  Eric : [shouts in startlement]  Dungeon Master! Do you always have to do that?

  Dungeon Master : No. Not always.

  Eric : Huh?

• [Bobby has been bitten by a dragon turtle and is sick] 

  Diana the Acrobat : There must be something we can do. We can't just let him get worse.

  Dungeon Master : The only cure - is the foot of a Yellowdragon.

  Eric : Oh great. What are we supposed to do? Waltz up to a yellow dragon and ask to borrow his foot?

• Dungeon Master : However, through defeat you shall find victory.

  Diana the Acrobat : What's that supposed to mean?

  Eric : It means the warranty has run out on Dungeon Master's brain.

• Dungeon Master : Just follow that path. But beware. You must never touch - the beauty - that breathes the beast.

  Eric : Beauty that breathes the beast? What is that, Cinderella with bad breath?

• Dungeon Master : Evil energy is like evil force. Change its direction, and it changes to good!