Dabney Coleman acreditado por interpretar...
Ron Carlisle
- Ron Carlisle: Take ten, Tootsie.
- Dorothy Michaels: Ron? I have a name it's Dorothy. It's not Tootsie or Toots or Sweetie or Honey or Doll.
- Ron Carlisle: Oh, Christ.
- Dorothy Michaels: No, just Dorothy. Alan's always Alan, Tom's always Tom and John's always John. I have a name too. It's Dorothy, capital D-O-R-O-T-H-Y. Dorothy.
- Ron Carlisle: Gosh I'm afraid you're not right for this role though, honey, thanks for coming by.
- Dorothy Michaels: Why am I not right, Mister Carlisle?
- Ron Carlisle: I'm trying to make a certain statement here and I'm looking for a specific physical type.
- Dorothy Michaels: Mr. Carlisle, I'm an actress. I'm a character actress. I can play it any way you want. Can't you give me any idea what you're looking for?
- Ron Carlisle: Honey, I'm sure that you're a very, very good actress. It's just that you're a little too soft and genteel, you're not threatening enough.
- Dorothy Michaels: Not threatening enough? How's this, you take your hands off me or I'll knee your balls right through the roof of your mouth! Is that enough of a threat?
- Ron Carlisle: [shaken] It's a start.
- Dorothy Michaels: Yes, I think I know what y'all really want. You want some gross caricature of a woman to prove some idiotic point, like power makes a woman masculine, or that masculine women are ugly. Well shame on the woman who lets you do that, on ANY woman that lets you do that.
- [to Rita]
- Dorothy Michaels: And that means you, dear, Miss Marshall.
- [turning back to Ron]
- Dorothy Michaels: Shame unto you! Macho shithead.
- [storms off]
- Rita: Jesus!
- Ron Carlisle: What is so idiotic about power making a woman masculine?
- [reconsidering when he sees Rita]
- Ron Carlisle: Not that that was my point...
- Ron Carlisle: You don't like me, do you? Now, I can respect that. There's not many women that I can't make like me. Why don't you like me?
- Dorothy Michaels: I don't like the way you treat Julie. I don't like the way you patronize her. I don't like the way you deceive her. I don't like the way you lie to her.
- Ron Carlisle: What do you mean?
- Dorothy Michaels: You want me to go on?
- Ron Carlisle: No, no. I know what you mean.
- Julie: I know I'm pretty and I use it. I just guess I shouldn't have gone to Dr. Brewster's office so late.
- Dorothy Michaels: Well, no, that's not true. You know, Dr. Brewster has tried to seduce several nurses on this ward, always claiming to be in the throes of an uncontrollable impulse. Do you know what?
- Ron Carlisle: Uh-oh.
- Dorothy Michaels: I think I'm gonna give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod, and just instruct them to just *zap* him in his badoobies.
- Julie: [Tries, unsuccessfully, to hold back a giggle]
- Ron Carlisle: Cattle prod?
- Dorothy Michaels: Ruby? Hi, you wanna open the Yellow Pages under the section, Farm Equipment Retail...
- Ron Carlisle: Look at it from my side. See, if a woman wants me to seduce her - I usually do. But then she starts pretending like I promised her something. Then I start pretending like I promised her something. I mean, in the end, I'm the one that's exploited.
- Dorothy Michaels: *Bull*shit, Ron! You know what? I understand you a lot better than you think I do.
- Ron Carlisle: Now, then, Rick, it says when she comes down to her knees, it inflames your desire. God knows, it always inflames my desire.
- [spanks Julie's bottom]