Patrick Creadon: Tom Sawyer
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Huckleberry Finn : The Widow Douglas is good to me, but she makes me wash to thunder. I can't smoke. I can't chew. I can't curse.
Tom Sawyer : Well, everybody does it that way, Huck -- it's natural.
Huckleberry Finn : Well, I ain't everybody. And I can't stand it!
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Tom Sawyer : Ain't it grand bein' heroes!
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Tom Sawyer : Must be about suppertime back home.
Huckleberry Finn : [puffing on a corncob pipe] Yeah.
Tom Sawyer : Wonder what they's havin?
Huckleberry Finn : Doesn't matter. I'd eat anything.
Tom Sawyer : I'd trade my pocketknife for a piece of cornpone.
Huckleberry Finn : Eh, cornpone'll do. But ain't nothin' to get your stomach right like pork 'n beans 'n cabbage, all done up together, with the juices kinda swappin' around.
Tom Sawyer : Ah, don't talk about it, Huck. My stomach ain't seen food in so long, it thinks a swaller would fill it.
Huckleberry Finn : [offering Tom his corncob pipe] Well, have a smoke. It'll take your mind off of it.
Tom Sawyer : [examining the pipe] That a fact?
Huckleberry Finn : Yeah, try it -- you'll see.
Tom Sawyer : [Tom takes a long draw on the pipe and chokes as he exhales] Oh, golly!
