Armand Assante credited as playing...
Mike Hammer
- Velda: Marry me.
- Mike Hammer: I'd never be faithful.
- Velda: Sure you would. You'd remember my Sicilian grandmother and decide it isn't worth it.
- Mike Hammer: Let's get out of here.
- Joe Butler: How?
- Mike Hammer: We'll take the Cherokee. Let's go.
- Joe Butler: There's no gas in it.
- Mike Hammer: No gas? What do you mean, no gas? Who owns a truck with no gas?
- Mike Hammer: Harry Lundee.
- Lundee: Unnecessary violence himself. What brings you to the land of make-believe?
- Mike Hammer: Why so hot and sweaty?
- Girl: I just came back from a five-mile jog!
- Mike Hammer: Oh? I thought it was me.
- Mike Hammer: Are you two alike in every way?
- 2nd Twin: Not exactly. I have a strawberry birthmark.
- Mike Hammer: Really? Where?
- 2nd Twin: Oh, I can't see it. I have to go on other people's word.
- Mike Hammer: [hearing screams] What was that?
- Dr. Charlotte Bennett: Haven't you heard an orgasm before?
- Mike Hammer: Orgasm my ass!