Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Phoebe Cates: Linda Barrett
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Quotes
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Stacy Hamilton : When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda Barrett : A quart or so.
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Stacy Hamilton : Linda, I finally figured it out. I don't want sex. Anyone can have sex.
Linda Barrett : Yeah, Stacy? What do you want?
Stacy Hamilton : I want a relationship. I want romance.
Linda Barrett : You want romance? In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance!
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Linda Barrett : Did you hear that surfer guy pulled a knife on Mr. Hand?
Stacy Hamilton : No he didn't. He just called him a dick.
Linda Barrett : People exaggerate so much around here.
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Linda Barrett : Hi Brad, you know how cute I always thought you were.
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Linda Barrett : [after Stacy had sex for the fist time] So tell me, do you like Ron?
Stacy Hamilton : I like Ron. But it hurts so bad.
Linda Barrett : Don't worry. Keep doing it, it gets a lot better, I swear.
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Linda Barrett : What do you mean, better in bed? Either you do it or you don't.
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Linda Barrett : Go for it! He's cute. Just take his order. Look him in the eye. If he says anything remotely funny, just laugh like you've never heard anything so funny. And smile!
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Stacy Hamilton : Linda, that girl looks just like Pat Benatar.
Linda Barrett : I know. Wait, there are three girls here at Ridgemont who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look.
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Stacy Hamilton : Do you think guys find that more attractive?
Linda Barrett : Oh, Stacy, please. Give me a break! You are so much prettier than them.
Stacy Hamilton : Yeah, I know. But, I think they'd be better in bed.
Linda Barrett : What do you mean? Better in bed? Either you do it or you don't.
Stacy Hamilton : No. There are, like, variables that I might not be good at.
Linda Barrett : Like what variables?
Stacy Hamilton : Like, you know, giving blow jobs.
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Linda Barrett : Stacy, what are you waiting for? You're 15 years old. I did it when I was 13. It's no huge thing. It's just sex.
Stacy Hamilton : He was hot - wasn't he.
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[first lines]
Perry's Pizza Waitress : Linda, Linda, there he is. There's that guy from the stereo store. Don't you think he looks like Richard Gere?
Linda Barrett : Did you see his cute little butt?
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Stacy Hamilton : I don't even like the guy.
Linda Barrett : Stacy, he's not a guy. He's a little prick!
