Filthy Rich (1982–1983)

Ann Wedgeworth: Bootsie Weschester

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• Bootsie : Well, hon, you don't have to be up before dawn to know that half the women in Memphis are in love with Stanley. Kathleen's in love with him too.

  Stanley : Bootsie, Kathleen's my stepmother!

  Bootsie : I know. But somehow, I don't think that's gonna stop her.

• Bootsie : Listen to this riddle. "Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby is a little bigger."

• Bootsie : It seems you only bring trouble on yourself tryin' to be somethin' that you're not. Like that man from the Enquirer that I read about who gave himself a sex-change operation and was real sorry afterwards.

• Bootsie : Well, sometimes it's for the best when we don't win things. I read about a man who won all new wall-to-wall carpetin' that contained the teeniest unidentified larva that eventually caused him to paste a 26-foot tapeworm from his body.

• Bootsie : We celebrate everything. First date, first kiss, first....

  Carlotta : We get the picture. Our only regret is that we did not have time to purchase an appropriate gift. Perhaps a silver platter with rabbits on it.

• Bootsie : Well, I'm sorry. But I just happen to feel that if a woman makes a play for your man, then you should stay and fight for that man. But if that man lets himself be had, then the battle is already lost.

  Mother B : That's lovely. Where did you get that?

  Bootsie : The wit and wisdom of Cher.

• Bootsie : And that's where I found him -- with his face pressed to Kathleen's lips.

  Wild Bill : Now, that's not true! She put 'em there without any help from me!

  Mother B : I believe him. Her lips look mighty powerful!

• Bootsie : Here's a woman who was walking down the street and suddenly went up in flames.

  [reading] 

  Bootsie : "Scientists speculate that in rare cases, the human body is capable of manufacturing such a high degree of heat that internal combustion occurs spontaneously."

  Kathleen : What does that mean?

  Mother B : Honey that means you're in big trouble!