Rhea Perlman aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Carla Tortelli • Carla LeBec • Annette Lozupone • Self
- Lilith: Well, I'm off. I don't know what the future holds. Whatever happens, I only hope I can realize my full potential. To acquire things the old Lilith never had.
- Carla: Like a body temperature?
- Lilith: That's very good, Carla. Incidentally, I've taken your little wisecracks for a few years now, you hideous gargoyle, and if you ever open that gateway to hell you call a mouth in my direction again, I'll snap off your extremities like dead branches and feed them to you at gunpoint.
- Lilith: Frasier, I've got to run. I'm having my photograph taken for a new ID badge at the lab.
- Rebecca: Are you going to get your hair done for that?
- Lilith: Why on earth should I?
- Carla: Well, at least get the tension on that bun checked. I mean, if that baby goes, we're all dead.
- Lilith: That hardly seems just coming from a woman whose hair has never seen a greasy pot it couldn't scrub clean.
- Norm: Boy, I envy Sammy and his carefree lifestyle.
- Carla: Yeah.
- Norm: Night after night, he dates pretty girls, while I sit here and wrestle with the world's problems.
- Carla: You do not.
- Norm: What do you mean? Last night I let out a moan at the thought of nuclear war.
- Carla: It wasn't 'cuz of nuclear war, it's cuz we ran out of beer nuts.
- Norm: It was a combination of the two.
- [Carla has recieved a bouquet of flowers]
- Sam: Who's your secret admirer?
- [Carla beckons for Sam to come closer, which he does]
- Carla: None of your damn business!
- Coach: What'd she say?
- Sam: "None of your damn business."
- Coach: [angry] Well, excuse me for living! How would you like it if I said that to you when you asked me to teach you how to throw a knuckleball?
- Sam: You DID, Coach.
- Coach: Oh, then we're even.