Night School (1981)

Joseph R. Sicari: Taj

Quotes 

• Judd Austin : Don't you ever take your job seriously?

  Taj : Come on, Judd. If we did that we'd end up in the funny farm!

  Judd Austin : [they arrive at the car and get inside]  Duck ponds, bucket, now a fish tank.

  [pause] 

  Judd Austin : 'The hell are you eating?

  Taj : A sandwich. Want some?

  Judd Austin : [after a moment's pause]  Yeah, give me some.

  [Taj hands him half the sandwich and he takes a bite out of it] 

  Judd Austin : What kind is it?

  Taj : Tuna fish.

  [disgusted, Judd hands the sandwich back to him, as Taj roars with laughter] 

• Gary : [while in the midst of a hot pursuit: Taj is driving, Gary's in the back seat]  I hate to trouble you, but...

  Taj : What is it, for Christ's sake?

  Gary : I gotta' go to the bathroom.

  Taj : Well, do it out the goddamned window!

• Judd Austin : You stay here and I'll head over to that college.

  Taj : Oh great! I gotta stay here and you get to go to the girls' school.

  Judd Austin : One of the advantages of a Harvard degree.

  Taj : Ka ka era!

  Judd Austin : Which in our language means?

  Taj : Here comes the bullshit!