Michelle Baer Ghaffari: Self - Darby Crash's Roommate
Quotes
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Self - Interviewer : Didn't you feel bad that the guy was dead?
Self - Darby Crash's Roommate : No. Not at all. Because I hate painters.
[Darby rolls his eyes]
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Self - Darby Crash's Roommate : It was really funny, actually. And the paramedics and they were joking with us and the coroner came.
Self - Germs (Vocals) : Remember all those jokes?
Self - Darby Crash's Roommate : Oh, yeah! What were some of the jokes?
Self - Germs (Vocals) : Instead of John Doe they put down José Doe 'cause it was a wetback.
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Self - Interviewer : Tell me about the painter.
Self - Darby Crash's Roommate : Oh, the dead painter. My parents were in China and we were just finishing having the house painted and Darby and Donnie and Dinky and Mark Plummer and my brother were all at my house and my brother and I went to take the trash out at like 1 in the morning or somethin'. And we hadn't been out in the back yard. It was on a Tuesday and we hadn't been out in the back yard since my parents left, since like the Friday before. And, so, anyways, I went outside and I must have walked right over the guy because I couldn't see anything anyways. And then my brother, my brother goes to me, "Isn't there somebody sleeping in the back yard?" And I just went, "Whaaat? What are you talkin' about?" And I went over and looked at him and I was just joking and I went, "This guy's dead." And I gave him a kick in his stomach, you know, and he was dead. He was dead.
Self - Germs (Vocals) : Her brother thought we killed him. He goes, "What should we do? Like, should we hide the body or something?"
Self - Darby Crash's Roommate : So, anyways, we went and Donnie had a camera and we went and we lied down - I lied down next to him and we all got around him and we took a bunch of pictures, like family pictures, and we're all going, "Hi," you know, and taking pictures and stuff.
