- Dr. Miguelito Loveless, Jr: You killed my father.
- James T. West: I don't remember killing Dr. Loveless. Artie, did you...?
- Atremus Gordon: No, I didn't...
- Dr. Miguelito Loveless, Jr: He died of ulcers!
- James T. West: Junior, you're crazier than your father ever was.
- Dr. Miguelito Loveless, Jr: Did it ever occur to you that my father was, and I am, completely sane and the two of you and the rest of the world are mentally deficient?
- James T. West: No, that never occurred to me... Did it ever occur to you, Artie?
- Atremus Gordon: Never.
- Dr. Miguelito Loveless, Jr: Did it ever occur to you that my father was normal-sized and the two of you might be throwbacks to cavemen types?
- Atremus Gordon: Now *that* occurred to me.