Christopher Mitchum credited as playing...
Al
- Al: Crawl down behind the seats.
- Elmo: What?
- Al: Well, the car is already a different color. They're looking for two guys. Let's make it a guy and girl. Now, crawl down behind the seats.
- Elmo: Well, hey, I'd rather drive.
- Al: You ruined my day and you ruined my car. Now, get your ass behind those seats before I ruin your life!
- Elmo: Pardon me while I climb behind the seats.
- [last lines]
- Al: Hey, wait a minute! We still have to return that money to the police.
- Elmo: Well, if that what you think's best.
- Al: It's not ours. We have to.
- Elmo: I know that.
- Al: Do you have a better plan?
- Elmo: I thought about this. Wait, wait, wait, you're going to love this. Al, you ready? Bolivia.
- Al: [Exasperated] Oh, no. I knew I didn't want to hear it.
- Elmo: Well, I knew you'd love it.
- [laughs]
- Dew Drop Inn Waitress: [after Elmo accidentally makes Al rips out the receiver in the phone booth] Hey, you freaks! What have you done to the phone?
- Al: Do you have another phone? This one seems to be out of order.
- Elmo: [hastily] Al, will you just get over here, please?
- Al: [annoyed] Elmo, what the hell is going on? We agreed to call the police!
- Elmo: [softly] Just keep it down, will you? Keep it down. Look at this.
- Al: [after looking at the bag of heroin] Is that what I think it is?
- Elmo: [Elmo takes a lick of the heroin, then looks disgusted] What's this stuff supposed to taste like? This is awful.
- Al: There's gotta be another phone somewhere?
- Elmo: You're not still going to call the cops, are you?
- Al: Well, why not?
- Elmo: Look, we may have been able to explain our way out of the rest of this mess, but not this stuff.
- Al: Elmo, we haven't done anything wrong.
- Elmo: Yeah, well, you know that and I know that, but evidently, the cops don't know or they still wouldn't be shooting at us, right?
- Al: Yeah, I guess so.
- Elmo: Look, what we got here is a one-way ticket out of his burg. We play our cards right, we're set for life.
- Al: How much do you think that stuff's worth?
- Elmo: [confused] I don't know. Thousands, maybe millions, but the way I see it, we got two choices: we can be rich or we can be dead. I'd rather be rich.
- Al: You make a good point. Let's get the hell out of here.
- Al: [flabbergasted, after the car has been sloppily repainted] That's Barracuda Blue?
- Painter: That's thirty-nine ninety-five. Forty-one sixty-four with tax.
- Al: Pay the man.
- Elmo: What?
- Al: It was your idea. Pay him.
- Elmo: I got seven bucks.
- Al: Give him a check.
- Painter: No way. I've got enough of those left over from last year. No money, no car and I've got a mechanic's clean on that thing.
- Girl: [the hitchhiker gives the painter the money] Here. My treat. Come on.
- Elmo: [dejectedly] Okay, great job. Keep the change.
- Elmo: [deleted scene, Elmo thinks Al scared off the hitchhiker from the body shop thanks to his rant] You know, that's really great! She overheard you and now she's gone! I kind of thought she was all right.
- Al: Elmo, this is reality, man! Look, we don't have to have a girl in the car just because you see it in the movies. I'm glad she's gone. We're better off without her.
- [the hitchhiker re-enters the shop office, much to Al's surprise]
- Girl: You guys are really anxious to get rid of me.
- Al: Hey, uh, I'm really sorry. I'd thought you'd left.
- Girl: You know, if the car's hot, which I gather from your conversation it is, the plates are gonna give it away, no matter what color you make it. So I grabbed these off a wreck out back.
- [a shocked Al notices a few license plates inside her backpack]
- Al: I can't believe I'm standing here listening to this! All of a sudden, I'm running with Bonnie and Clyde!