Rescue from Gilligan's Island (1978 TV Movie)

Judith Baldwin: Ginger Grant

Quotes 

• [spotting a Coast Guard helicopter] 

  Skipper : I can't believe it. After fifteen years, we're finally rescued.

  Mary Ann : Rescued.

  Mrs. Howell : Rescued.

  Ginger Grant : Rescued.

  Mr. Howell : Rescued.

  Professor : Rescued.

  Gilligan : Rescued.

• Mary Ann : Gilligan, your screams scared us half to death.

  Ginger Grant : And you ruined my dream. Paul Newman was chasing me. You could've waited till he caught me.

• Governor's Aide : Aloha. On behalf of the governor of Hawaii, may I present you with the key to the city.

  Gilligan : Oh, it must open some big door, huh?

  Governor's Aide : The entire world was thrilled when the Coast Guard radioed word of your rescue after 15 years. Telegrams and calls have been pouring in. I'd like to present you with the most important one first. This telegram is from Jimmy Carter.

  Mr. Howell : Jimmy who?

  Governor's Aide : Jimmy Carter. He's the president now. He succeeded Ford.

  Mrs. Howell : Ford who?

  Governor's Aide : Gerald Ford. He came after Watergate.

  Ginger Grant : Watergate who?

  Mary Ann : Oh, I'm afraid we've been away a long time.

  Professor : Yes, it seems that everything has changed.

• Skipper : [wading in the water]  Help! Help, Skipper!

  Skipper : Why, I can hear my little buddy calling out my name like he was still here.

  Gilligan : Help, Professor!

  Professor : That's odd, now I can hear him calling me.

  Mr. Howell : That's nothing odd at all. It's the dear boy reaching out to us from the great beyond.

  Gilligan : Help, Ginger, Mary Ann!

  Mary Ann : Ginger, do you believe in ghosts?

  Ginger Grant : No, but I believe Gilligan's haunting this hut.

  Gilligan : Help, Mr. and Mrs. Howell, somebody!

  Mrs. Howell : Somebody? How informal.

  Professor : That's Gilligan, and it sounds like he's just beyond that wall.

  Skipper : [sticks his head through the wall]  Little buddy, Gilligan! He's out there, everybody, and he's okay!

• Skipper : What's wrong, Ginger?

  Ginger Grant : Well, this is what's wrong. I've never read anything so terrible. It's full of four-letter words.

  Gilligan : Oh yeah? She's right, Skipper. You can't imagine how many four-letter words. When, this, from, both, like, all four-letter words. Where, that's a five-letter word.

  Skipper : Gilligan, I don't think *those* words are what are bothering her.

  Gilligan : There's a lot of words in here I don't understand what they mean. Look at this one, it starts with a...

  Skipper : Never mind, Gilligan.

• Ginger Grant : Gilligan, there was no nudity or dirty words in Star Wars.

  Gilligan : How 'bout Jaws? That big shark goin' around, da dum, da dum mmm.

  Ginger Grant : Nothing dirty about that picture, either.

  Gilligan : How about Julia?

  Ginger Grant : No nudes, no dirty words.