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- Lynne Wood: What the hell was that?
- Mama: Sounded like some sort of animal.
- Lynne Wood: Yeah well, if animals around here are smart enough to run radios we're up shitcreek without a paddle.
- Mama: You know you never used language like that before you moved to New York City.
- Big Bob Carter: Twenty-five years I'm a cop in the worst goddamn precinct in Cleveland. Niggers shoot arrows at me and the hillbillies throw dogs off the roofs at me and I'm even shot at on two separate occasions by my own men, but none of these bastards ever come as close to killing me as my own goddamn wife and her goddamn road maps and her wrong turns and her goddamn hysterical screaming and her...
- Ethel Carter: Watch your language. And you watch your heart, too. You know what Dr. Springer said.
- Big Bob Carter: Well, Dr. Springer can take his stethoscope and shove it... into his little black bag. Sideways.
- Pluto: This is air force rescuewwwwww, what's up ?
- Bobby Carter: We're being attacked. I don't know who. We have one gun with 2 bullets. We're sitting ducks!
- Pluto: We recommend that until we can get to you, you stand on your heads, with your thumbs up.
- Ethel Carter: [while looking at a road map] We are not lost, we're right here somewhere on this little blue line.
- Lynne Wood: This road is not a blue line, it's a dotted line, if it's even on the map at all!
- Lynne Wood: What the hell was that?
- Mama: Sounded like some sort of animal.
- Lynne Wood: Yeah well, if animals around here are smart enough to run radios we're up shitcreek without a paddle.
- Mama: You know you never used language like that before you moved to New York City.
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