Annie Potts acreditado por interpretar...
Vanessa
- Vanessa: Hey, know what I got on under here?
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Paper towels?
- Vanessa: Nothin'. My streaker suit.
- Vanessa: It's not even your car.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: So what, I built it. Look, can we discuss this later after we catch 'em?
- Vanessa: Where did all this money come from, Mr. Dantley? You didn't pay for this with a two dollar bill?
- Principal Bacon: You, young lady, do you have an explanation to offer?
- Vanessa: Sure don't, jack.
- Principal Bacon: Well who does?
- Vanessa: Ask Bozo.
- Vanessa: Wait a minute. This is a real honor.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: What do you mean?
- Vanessa: I'm going to be your first woman.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Oh, no. No. Hey, I've been through this a lot. A whole lot. Really often.
- Vanessa: No, you haven't.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Vanessa: Come here. Mama help. I know *just* how you feel. As a matter of fact, there are a lot of moves that I haven't tried yet.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Moves?
- Vanessa: Yeah. Maneuvers. Which are gonna be very important in my line of work. You don't mind, do you? Hey, where are you going?
- Vanessa: If a girl can't hold her liquor, falls asleep with her trick, and then where is she? Asleep on her trick.
- Vanessa: I'm a hooker for Christ sake!
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: A what? What? You mean like a prostitute?
- Vanessa: Well, you know, like a - trainee, anyway. I mean, there comes a time when every amateur goes pro.
- Vanessa: I tell you what, you can be my first customer.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Oh, boy. You gotta be kidding.
- Vanessa: No. No, I'm not. What do you think I'm worth?
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Oh, no. I wouldn't know that.
- Vanessa: Take it out. Look what I got here. Name a figure. Make me an offer.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Fifteen dollars?
- Vanessa: Fifteen dollars? What do you think I am? An old prune?
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Thanks for picking me up.
- Vanessa: Oh, yeah. I thought you were hitchhiking, only you didn't have your thumb out. You want to hitchhike, you gotta stick something out.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: This is a nice van you got here.
- Vanessa: Yeah, really. But you can't tell from up front. Go on back and - check it out.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Nice! Who did the work?
- Vanessa: Some friends of mine. You know, in exchange for services rendered.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Services? What kind of services?
- Vanessa: You know what I mean.
- Vanessa: If you're going to spend the night, you're going to spend it with me. Comprende amigo?
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Oh, sure. I - I'm cool.
- Vanessa: So, peel off them duds, sailor, and let me see what you got.
- Vanessa: What's that?
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: It was a kiss. I - I was kissing you.
- Vanessa: What do you want to kiss for? Let's screw.
- Vanessa: Look, we got to have some rules around here. You spend the night, you get charged!
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: I never laid a hand on you!
- Vanessa: I don't care! You've got a lot of nerve.
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: What are you so mad at?
- Vanessa: You had your chance. That'll be 20 bucks!
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Would you stop the hooker stuff!
- Vanessa: Cough it up! You spent the whole night! It ought to be 40!
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: No way, no way! I didn't do anything!
- Vanessa: [opens up the van, pushes Kenny out] You stink! Boy, do I need a pimp!
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: You want money? You got everything I got I give to you!
- [gives her a $2 bill]
- Kenneth W. Dantley, Jr.: Full payment for services rendered!
- Vanessa: Oh! I hate you!