Jane Fonda credited as playing...
Hannah Warren
- Bill Warren: I don't even have a pill in my medicine cabinet and I gave up analysis.
- Hannah Warren: I heard that. Why did you quit?
- Bill Warren: I went sane.
- Hannah Warren: Sane? My God, how boring.
- Bill Warren: Mate-wise? Mate-wise I'm seeing a very nice girl.
- Hannah Warren: Are you? Seeing her to where?
- Bill Warren: Jenny is our daughter. Ours.
- Hannah Warren: Maybe. We'll see. They've been a little slow with the blood tests.
- Hannah Warren: I suppose if Jenny stays she'll grow up to look like that. Blonde hair. Blonde teeth. Blonde life.
- Hannah Warren: [sarcastically] I love your California clothes.
- Bill Warren: They're Bloomingdales of New York.
- Hannah Warren: That's the best place for California clothes.
- Hannah Warren: Jenny tells me you've moved. You're not in Hardy Canyon anymore.
- Bill Warren: Laurel. Laurel Canyon.
- Hannah Warren: Laurel. Hardy. What the hell.
- Bill Warren: Would you believe I run five miles every morning?
- Hannah Warren: After what?
- Bill Warren: After a good night's sleep.
- Bill Warren: Jenny tells me you have a new boyfriend.
- Hannah Warren: No. I have a lover. Jenny has boyfriends.
- Bill Warren: What the hell are you so bitter about? You used to be bright and witty and now you're just snide and sarcastic.
- Hannah Warren: It comes with age. When you don't have a fastball anymore, you go to change-ups and sliders.
- Bill Warren: Would you like to know what Jenny has to say about you?
- Hannah Warren: She told me. She thinks I'm a son-of-a-bitch. She also thinks I'm a funny - son-of-a-bitch. She loves me; but, she doesn't like me. She's afraid of me. She's intimidated by me. She respects me; but, she doesn't want to become like me. We have a perfectly normal mother-daughter relationship.
- Bill Warren: Why didn't you ever run for office, Hannah? I always thought you'd a made a helluva Governor.
- Hannah Warren: I don't think a democratic system really works. Offer me a monarchy and we'll talk.
- Hannah Warren: God, you look so - I don't know. What is the word I'm looking for?
- Bill Warren: Happy.
- Hannah Warren: Casual! - - You never know out here. Are you dressed up now or is that sporty?
- Hannah Warren: You drive everywhere, do you?
- Bill Warren: Everywhere.
- Hannah Warren: Even to your car?
- Hannah Warren: Christ, five million cigarettes are murder on the lungs.
- Bill Warren: When you were younger you were the healthiest girl I knew. What happened?
- Hannah Warren: With Nixon in the White House, good health seemed to be in bad taste.
- Hannah Warren: Your friend is a size too small for me.
- [inspects bathing suit]
- Hannah Warren: How does she fit you?
- Bill Warren: Do you really think she has that devious a mind?
- Hannah Warren: Of course - she's my daughter!