High Anxiety (1977)
Harvey Korman: Dr. Charles Montague
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Quotes
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Nurse Diesel : Come to my room right after dinner.
Dr. Charles Montague : No, not tonight. I'm too tired. I think I'll turn in early.
Nurse Diesel : I'll let you wear my underwear.
Dr. Charles Montague : I'll be there.
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Dr. Charles Montague : Enjoy yourself, for God's sake! Get your mind off the Wentworth murder... Accident! Accident!
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Nurse Diesel : Oh, get off it. I know you better than you know yourself. You live for bondage and discipline!
Dr. Charles Montague : [moaning] Too much bondage. Too much bondage. Not enough discipline!
Nurse Diesel : You want discipline? I'll give you discipline.
[starts repeatedly spanking Dr. Montague]
Dr. Charles Montague : Yes! Yes, I'm sorry! Yes! Charlotte, it's so good. Mommy!
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Dr. Charles Montague : We've got to destroy the negative. Give us the negative, Brophy.
Brophy : [Stubbornly defiant] You'll never get it. Never. Never! Do you hear me? You'll never get this! I'd rather DIE first!
Dr. Charles Montague : Norton?
Norton : [Approaches Brophy, pulls out a .45, cocks it, and sticks it up to Brophy's forehead]
Brophy : [Meekly, as he immediately hands over the negative] Here.
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Dr. Charles Montague : Rate of patient recovery? I'll have that for you in a moment.
[taps on his calculator]
Dr. Charles Montague : Once in a blue moon.
Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke : Once in a blue moon. Hmm.
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Nurse Diesel : Ahem!
Dr. Charles Montague : Oh, allow me to introduce Nurse Diesel, my right-hand man, woman.
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Dr. Charles Montague : Hey, everybody, guess who has High Anxiety?
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Dr. Charles Montague : I never liked her. I never really liked her. She never bathed.
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Nurse Diesel : I think we'd better call our friend in San Francisco with the tin teeth.
Dr. Charles Montague : I get so hot when you're bad.
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Dr. Charles Montague : I'll do anything you say. I'm good at that. And if I don't behave you can beat the living crap out of me. I wouldn't mind.
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Dr. Charles Montague : Perhaps it's not a good idea.
Nurse Diesel : lt sucks!