Are You Being Served? (1977)

Karan David: Conchita

Quotes 

• Miss Shirley Brahms : [Conchita has entered, thinking she is in Mr. Humphries' tent]  . Ah! Who are you?

  Conchita : I am Conchita. Where is Mr. Humphries? I want to sleep with him. He will make me happy.

  Miss Shirley Brahms : You'll be lucky.

• Conchita : Follow me, please.

  [bends down to pick up luggage, and dress rides up so underwear saying "Ole!" is exposed] 

  Captain Stephen Peacock : Yes, I look forward to seeing the pantyhoses, er, pentyhouses.