Three's Company (1976–1984)
Joyce DeWitt: Janet Wood
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Quotes
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Jack Tripper : It's time to toast the bride and groom. To Gloria and Larry, happy days!
Janet Wood Dawson : Good times!
Chrissy : Little House on the Prairie!
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Diane McMillan : Janet, do you know what I do for a living?
Janet Wood Dawson : Of course I do! It's right here on your card in black and white. Diane McMillan, The Rapist!
Jack Tripper : That's therapist.
Janet's Father : She always did have trouble with her reading.
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Janet Wood Dawson : Chrissy, your dad is a minister, what does he usually say to couples in trouble?
Chrissy : He tells them to keep the baby.
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Jack Tripper : [a woman comes to the door and mistakenly tells the girls that Jack got her pregnant. Through miscommunication, Jack believes his girlfriend is pregnant] Good news girls! We're getting married!
Chrissy : You rotten rat!
Jack Tripper : [bewildered] Rotten rat? Janet, why did she call me a rat?
Janet Wood Dawson : Because you're a pig!
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Janet Wood Dawson : Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't tell anybody you're a chef, okay?
Jack Tripper : Okay, mum's the word.
Janet Wood Dawson : Well, it's not that there's anything wrong with what you do, Jack. It's just that... everybody here looks so important and we want to make a good impression. Well, you understand, don't you?
Jack Tripper : *Of course*, pumpkin.
Janet Wood Dawson : Oh, thanks.
Jack Tripper : You're ashamed of me!
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Terri : I just felt sorry for you!
Jack Tripper : Sorry for me? Why would anybody feel sorry for me?
Janet Wood Dawson : Oh, lots of reasons.
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Chrissy : You know, if women ran the world there'd be none of these stupid wars!
Janet Wood Dawson : Yeah!
Stanley Roper : Yeah, all the countries would nag each other to death!
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Jack Tripper : Is something burning?
Janet Wood Dawson : Oh NO! I left my underwear in the oven.
Chrissy : Too bad hot pants are not in style.