The Ritz (1976)
Rita Moreno: Googie Gomez
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Quotes
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Googie Gomez : [singing in a thick accent] "Ebey'tings comin' up rho-ziz, por me and por chu."
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Googie Gomez : [In a thick accent] One of dees days ju is going to see de name of Googie Gomez up in lights and you gonna ask to juself,
[gasps]
Googie Gomez : 'Was dat her?' An den ju gonna answer to juself,
[gasps]
Googie Gomez : 'Jes, dat was her!' Well, let me tell you something, Mister: I was ALWAYS her, jus dat nobody knows it!"
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Googie Gomez : Don't speak. Don't say nothing. Say one word, then Googie is out on her ass. She is breaking every book in the rule doing this. Do you know why you don't like women? Because you never try it, that's all. Or maybe you try it and that's why. She was a bad woman. Forget her. Believe me, Chico. It don't hurt. It's nice. You just lay back there, and Googie is going to show you how nice.
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Gaetano Proclo : You were in "The Sound of Music"?
Googie Gomez : Oh chure.
Gaetano Proclo : Where was this?
Googie Gomez : Broadway, the mainest thing, where else?
Gaetano Proclo : The original cast?
Googie Gomez : Ha, I was more original than anyone else in it. They fired me on the first day of rehearsal, those bastards. They said I wasn't right for the part.
Gaetano Proclo : What part was that?
Googie Gomez : Oh, one of the f***ing Trapp kids.
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Googie Gomez : Think of a tropical night. Think of a beetch.
Gaetano Proclo : What bitch?
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Michael Brick : I was born with this voice.
Googie Gomez : So was Yma Sumac!
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Googie Gomez : You are too guapo to be a producer.
Gaetano Proclo : Guapo?
Googie Gomez : Handsome.
Gaetano Proclo : Who, me?
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Googie Gomez : Don't fight it, Chico.
Gaetano Proclo : Believe me, you won't be happy. I won't be happy. You're making a big mistake.
Googie Gomez : Oh! I am suddenly all woman.
Gaetano Proclo : No, you're not. You're someone with a lot of problems.
Googie Gomez : Aye! Make me feel like a real woman, Chico.
Gaetano Proclo : Now, that's not my department. That's out of my hands!
Googie Gomez : Kiss me!
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Googie Gomez : Come on, my Mr. Big Producer. You're going to love my show. I got you the best seat. I seat you ringside. We save the hanky-pank for later, huh?
Gaetano Proclo : Hanky-pank, what?
Googie Gomez : Googie is going to straighten you out between shows!
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Michael Brick : Right now, I think he's casting "Oklahoma" for a dinner theater.
Googie Gomez : "Oklahoma", it's a stretch, but I can do that part.
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Gaetano Proclo : This is not gonna work, Mr. Googie!
Googie Gomez : Mr. Googie?
Gaetano Proclo : There's just no way.
Googie Gomez : Mr. Googie? You thought I was a drag queen? No such luck, Chico.
Gaetano Proclo : You mean to tell me that you're really a Miss?
Googie Gomez : This is all real.
[puts Gaetano's hands on her breasts]
Gaetano Proclo : Yeah, they feel real.
Googie Gomez : I just hope I'm going to find me some huevitos.
Gaetano Proclo : What are huevitos?
Googie Gomez : These.
[Grabs Gaetano's crotch]
Gaetano Proclo : Oh!
Googie Gomez : Aye! Oh, Chico!
Gaetano Proclo : Oh! They're real too! They're real! They're real! They're real!
Googie Gomez : I know we're going to make such whoopee together, Chico.
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Googie Gomez : I'm not falling for that old hat-and-dance routine. You're not pulling no wool over my ears so easy.
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Googie Gomez : That is a rotten stunt, Mister. I could lose my yob for this. I told you! I throw the whole wind into the caution to come up here.
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Gaetano Proclo : I can explain everything.
Googie Gomez : I don't need no explain. You would rather make: hee, hee, hee, poo, poo, poo, ha, ha, ha - with that maricón you got hiding under the bed.
Chris : [from under the bed] Two maricóns, Googie.