Mother, Jugs & Speed (1976)

Milt Kamen: Barney

Quotes 

• Mother : [takes his order from restaurant counterman Barney]  So where's the mayo?

  Barney : On the side.

  Mother : Why don't you put it on the burger?

  Barney : I lied four times in my life; I stole apples when I was a kid; I cheated on my wife once; I even prayed for the death of my in-laws. But putting mayonnaise on a bacon cheeseburger with peanut butter and onions is a sin you alone will have to be responsible for!