The First Nudie Musical (1976)

Cindy Williams: Rosie

Quotes 

• Eunice : Here's our stunt-cock.

  Rosie : Your stunt-cock is here. Your stunt-cock is here.

• Harry Schechter : Look, would you get on the phone. Get me a stunt-cock. One that doesn't scare easily.

  Rosie : Stunt-cock? Did you just ask me for a stunt-cock?

  Harry Schechter : Stunt-cock!

  Rosie : Stunt-cock. Where can I find that? In the Yellow Pages?

• Rosie : Let's do one about a deer! Call it: "Anything For A Buck: A Stag Film."

• Rosie : This is Miss Full, Joy Full.

• Harry Schechter : I get the feeling you're not terrifically fond of Miss La Rue.

  Rosie : Are you kidding? She's terrific! She has all the qualities I admire most in a woman. She's opportunistic, pushy, self-centered, and a bitch.

• Harry Schechter : I got it! Rosie, I got it!

  Rosie : Well, I didn't give it to you.

• Harry Schechter : Well, her orgasm wasn't too bad.

  Rosie : Are you kidding? That was the *worst* orgasm I have ever seen.

• Rosie : You're not going to do this. They'll screw you.

  Harry Schechter : I'm screwed if I don't do it.

• Harry Schechter : Oh, we can do it! We can do it! I know we can do it. Tell me we can do it.

  Rosie : We can do it, Harry! We can do it! We can - do it!

• Rosie : What about the world's only nude one man band?

  Eddie : It wasn't as bad as the guy with the plastic extension piece.

  Rosie : Oh. No, I kinda liked him.

  Eddie : He could play a great game on snooker.

• Miss Mary La Rue : Not his type of woman, huh? Tough titty, isn't it.

  Rosie : That's what I heard.